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universal fabric whilst jamming to a
nasty beat involving sad clarinet, then
dropping off the edge of the galaxy with
snacks and 40's until we land on some
stage prop jj made that involves plastic
and illumination. much props, jj. por vida.
take my eyes off her silver tooth.
then i found out it's actually gold.
then i found out her heart is too.
sassmaster, you fill me with the warm
fuzzies, and not just when you're
peer pressuring me to drink whiskey
midwestern-style.
party i rudely pushed past someone in
a snappy fedora on my way to the
cheese plate. what can i say the food
was all smushed into a corner and i
was hungry, but i digress. anyway
you've probably already guessed that
the "someone in a snappy fedora" was
julianna and she was totally chill
about being bumped. so that's good.
also later they played some very fast
song and she did this excellent crazy
shaking dance to it. what i'm trying
to say here people is this; not only
is julianna polite and socially adept
she's also a great dancer and she has
a gold tooth.
years and then i ran into her agian this
summer. i must say, she has got to be
the funniest person i have ever met. i
wish i lived closer to this girl; i'd
hang out with her all the