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"I'm the fucking best and if you recognise me you fucking know it
too.
As well if you wanna see all the super hot records..."
More about Jesse
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Occupation:
Record Producer/Manager
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Hobbies and Interests:
I am all shallow and all that and about all I am into is Music and cooking
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Favorite Books:
Choke, Stupid White Men and a couple others that every corny 20 something enlightened white boy has read
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Favorite Movies:
umm bad teen movies like realllly bad Whatever it Takes, 10 Things I hate about you type shit. Ohhh and Good Burger
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Favorite Music:
Mars Volta, New Pornographers, Turbonegro, Clash, Ima Robot, Vaux, Blur, Glassjaw, Tortoise, Hot Hot Heat, Can, Ted Leo, The Pop Group, The Sounds
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Bill Maher
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About Me:
I'm the fucking best and if you recognise me you fucking know it
too.
As well if you wanna see all the super hot records I work on and a bunch
of other of my hardline views on recording you can go to
www.jessecannon.com... No its not some online diary site so get off your
high horce!
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who know what the fuck an activity
partners is I mean shit I cant picture half the people I know who have
that checked are looking for people to knit sweaters with or go to the
park which is what I think of when I read a qualification as dumb as that.
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much, yet, to date, I note his last log in as
being 10/15, and it is now 10/17. I find that
rather amusing, but shouldn't be because I
am used to Jesse talking shit. Jesse is pretty
much my favorite person ever, next to Pauly
Shore of course. He is the most generous,
talented, hardworking boy in the whole
world, even though he thinks I have DS and
tourtures me constantly. Our goal is to
become the most white trash couple ever,
which I think we will acheive pretty soon
considering we live in his parent's
basement, and I watch trash TV all day while
he yells at me for it. Yeah, and that whole
abuse thing. We like to say cliquhe things to
eachother all day, and be "that couple." I
think Jesse is the best ever, mostly because
he can really SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID
PICTURE"
late nights with this fucker. i hear
he's an internet lady killer, so watch
out. haha.
this guy was voted hottest band of
the year by like 17 magazine, and
now everytime i get a rpromo of a
record at work i see his name in it,
right on brother, i don't remember
just how long it has been since i last
saw you
TALLY ENTERPRISE!!!!
SHIT!!!!!!!<3 <3 <3
there's no doubt in my mind that he
says it..) that "Friendster is
gay"....as are testimonials....but I'm
gay, so it must be fitting that
instead of e-mailing Jesse, or
visiting him back home in NJ, that I
contact him through a gay friendster
testimonial.
Let's see...I've known Jesse longer
than any of you...we're talking Lita-
Ford-T-shirt-wearing-in-4th-grade-era,
and even before then. He says I'm
responsible in a large part for
getting him into "good music" because
I made him a tape a hell of a long
time ago. This isn't true...but it was
nice of him to say. That's about all
I've ever really done for Jesse,
because nobody ever really needs to do
much for Jesse because he does
everything himself. He's the most type-
A person I know and I know he hates me
for all my wasted potential. He tells
me that shit and it's very
flattering...but holy shit...I'm
endlessly impressed at the shit Jesse
has been pulling off on his own for
the last 10 years as far as getting
his shit together and finishing
everything he sets out to do (his
way). Always good for gossip and
talking shit and giving free cd's and
for being someone to hang out with and
eat bad food with....and he laughs at
my jokes too. An amazing friend.
Someday when he's able to employ lazy
assholes like me at his studio, he can
give me a job filing shit and getting
coffee (anything that doesn't require
talking to people.... because I never
want to talk to anyone ever again at
work for as long as I live)...and I
will be forever in debt to him....Much
love to Jesse "Gay" Cannon!
girlfriend at a bar and things got a
little ugly. I was alone...which was
bad, because this guy had like a 100
friends at the bar. Luckily Jesse was
the bartender, and when all the other
guy's weren't looking, he would break
a bottle over one of the guy's heads.
Between me being a mean-ass muthafuka,
and Jesse's bottle breaking, I got the
girl. Thanks Jesse, This Bud's for
you!
is an engineer supreme: he can make
Louis Anderson's flatulence sound like
Gyorgi Ligeti's Lux Aeterna.
drunker....u love us, where is our name
in your favorite bands??!?!?!
bitch...later
on...I DON'T TAG IT WITH MR CANNON
ANYMORE! (i only tag it with his
clients)...