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"I have an advanced degree in General Studies with a minor
in Specifics, and am licensed in 17 states to operate a
mop. I..."
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Occupation:
Writer/Comedian/Client Service Rep
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, Writing, Acting, Hiking, Reading
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Favorite Books:
Goldman's Anatomy by Glenn Savan, Edible Woman by Maragret Atwood, Bonfie of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe, Ask the Dust by John Fante, various by Spalding Gray, Onion Field by Joseph Wambaugh, My Secret Life by Paul Theroux, Age & Guile...by P.J. O'Rourke
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Favorite Movies:
You Can Count On Me, Big Night, Man Who Would Be King, Happiness, Flirting With Disaster, Goodfellas, Boogie Nights, Heat, Pulp Fiction, Madness of King George, To Live (Chinese)
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Favorite Music:
Ben Folds Five, Bob Mould, Social Distortion, Stevie Wonder, Tom Petty, Korn, Seal, Beatles, Soul Asylum, Stan Getz, Classical
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Favorite TV Shows:
NYPD Blue, SNL (when it's good), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shield, ER, Emeril Lagasse, various standup comedy, Sixty Minutes, The Practice, Law & Order
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About Me:
I have an advanced degree in General Studies with a minor
in Specifics, and am licensed in 17 states to operate a
mop. I have had many interesting jobs, such as ant trainer,
semi-professional teatherball player, birds' nest
repairman, security guard at an all-midget prison, and
administrative assistant to the King of the Jews. I was
able to read books by the time I was 12. I was thrown out
of the Learning Annex for threatening another student with
a spoon. I am great with cats. I own more than enough
socks, prefer boxers with fun designs on them, and I always
wash the goddamn dishes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Good solid people. Or persons. Depending on how I feel
about grammar.
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Testimonials and Comments for Adam
chest; suitible for any cock to fuck.
go for the face: "Working the body is a
capital investment." I would amend that
to say "Working the body and getting to
know Adam Gropman are capital
investments." Since meeting Adam, I
have not been knocked out once.
biggest giggle-fit i have ever had to
this day.
will make it because of their incredible work
ethic. Adam has that and he will make it. This
guy is constantly working and improving and
soon will be dominating TV. He also make a
swell bunt cake.
go the extra mile when you ask him for
a favor. He may JOKE that you owe him a
sexual favor or two in return,,, but we
all know he doesn't need ANY help in
that arena... ;)
behind, regularly losing his leather
jacket, or opening his car door in
traffic, only to have a city bus drive
by and knock it off...There is nothing
quite like Adam's brand of
disorganization, and neurosis.
My personal favorite would be the time
Adam was urinating in his apartment,
when he suddenly panicked, started
yelling, and ran out of his bathroom.
Turns out the chemicals he had just
cleaned his toilet with (yes, you read
that write, I was shocked too),
combined with his urine, in his
scientific opinion, had created the
banned chemical agent, "Mustard gas".
I'm not going to lie. I was somewhat
upset when he called me the next
morning, still alive.