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Vacation! All I ever wanted!
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"Adjusting to Brooklyn. It is far away."
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More About Geoff
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Schools (Other):
Snug Harbor, P.S. 29, I.S. 61, Monsignor Farrell, Cornell, Rutgers
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Human Development
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Occupation:
Psychologist by day. Comedian by night.
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Affiliations:
Elephantlarry.com, elephantlarry.blogspot.com, myspace.com/elephantlarry. Elephant Larry itself, also.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Not updating my Friendster profile.
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Favorite Books:
Borges and Nabokov waiting whilst I read the newspaper.
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Favorite Movies:
NetFlix Update! Finally watched Capote and Schindler's List. They were sad. No worries, though. The Wedding Crashers are on the way to make everything OK!
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Favorite Music:
The Avalanche the song by Sufjan. The Avalanche the album is just all right.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Comedy Central says Man Bites Dog is good. I'll make it my favorite.
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About Me:
Adjusting to Brooklyn. It is far away.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who when they're up, they're up and when they're down, they're down. Someone who doesn't mind leftovers right outta the fridge; in fact, if it was left up to them, that'd always be right. Someone who could be a bee, eh? Someone who declines stopping and instead selects starting.
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Testimonials and Comments for Geoff
i dunno. 'cuz he 'duz?
He does like crepes, though, with chocolate and dulce de leche.
goodness (ie, compassion, charity, a sense of
right and wrong) and yet isn't an irritating goody-
goody. This goodness must really come from
deep below the surface, because Geoff actually
makes a lot of terrible jokes about kids dying,
disease, etc., etc. But with Geoff, you always
know that he's a really good guy with a really
wicked sense of humor, which is really the best
combination.
Lest you think this is one huge written suck-off, I
will now relate Geoff's worst quality: he is an
unabashed New York Yankees fan. That such an
agent of good could root for such an agent of evil
is almost unthinkable, but realize that Geoff would
be an unstoppable force for right and comedy
were it not for his shameful Yankee-love. As it is,
I know I could get Geoff to kill an orphan for
World Series tickets.
funny at all. in fact, he was rather
bookish and ugly. more bookish than
ugly, but still ugly. oh, he might
crack a joke or two every now and again,
but when i laughed it was always AT him.
no, never WITH him. never.
now he's the hilarious heartbreaker
everyone knows and loves. i believe
i'll take credit for that. yes. yes, i
think that's a marvelous idea.