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-Clement- Tan
Banana SPLIT with TIT bits. 06/03/2008
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Interested In:
Dating Men, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Mar 2005
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Hometown:
I have no home, would you take me in?
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Company:
I have no companty, would you invest in me?
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-Clement-'s URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/17468946
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Other education:
I have no education ( oops), would you study me (cough)?
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Occupation:
I have no job,would you employ me?
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Affiliations:
I have no friends, would you friend me?
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What I enjoy doing:
I have no hobbies, would you play with me (he he he)?
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Favorite Books:
I have no books, would you read with me?
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Favorite Movies:
I love porno, dont hate me.
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Favorite Music:
I hate music, dont blame me.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Porno!
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Only if you're pretty crazy
MSN:legendz_92@hotmail.com
EMAIL: clement_tanwb@yahoo.com.sg
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which school you going tooo???
i think i can wait till then. not really in a hurry :)
hehehehehe
you're totally kidding about the pineapple tarts thing. say you are!
but 'sokay cause i dont like 'em.
love, kris.