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"Plus-size triple threat extraordinaire. I recently carried multiple roles in a stage production of the Princess Bride, I..."
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Schools (Other):
Twin Lakes College of the Healing Arts
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College/University:
University of California - Santa Cruz, Attended 1993 - 1998, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree, Theater Arts
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Occupation:
Actor, Massage Therapist , Priestess and Musician
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Affiliations:
Impossible Productions, Mass Movement, Associated Bodywork and Massage Professionals
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Hobbies and Interests:
yoga, pilates, size acceptance, paganism, cats, home improvement, long walks, hot tubs, dance in all forms, socialism, overseas travel, lebanon, sustainable hedonism, intentional community, polyamory, songwriting, singing, knitting, crocheting, challenging assumptions
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Favorite Books:
Stranger in a Strange Land, Dancing Naked in Fuzzy Red Slippers, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Clan of the Cave Bear, The Mists of Avalon, Good Omens, Bridget Jones's Diary
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Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Dark Crystal, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Ghost World, SLC Punk!, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Mel Brooks Movies, When Harry Met Sally, Labyrinth, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Favorite Music:
Dead Can Dance, Faith and the Muse, Nina Hagen, Rozz Williams, Micharel, VNV Nation, Loreena McKennitt, Pandemonaeon, Lords of Acid, Skinny Puppy, Sarah McLachlan, Natalie Merchant, Enigma
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Robot Chicken, The Kumars at No. 42
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About Me:
Plus-size triple threat extraordinaire. I recently carried multiple roles in a stage production of the Princess Bride, I dance with a modern dance troupe called Mass Movement, and I have sung in numerous pagan rituals and performed at a handful of weddings.
I'm not afraid to say what I think, I thrive on challenging the norm in pursuit of my creative freedom, and I surmount life's obstacles with grace.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Polyamorous pagans hoping to create a new world order. People who are intelligent and articulate and not afraid of using polysyllabic words.
Lovers of the arts. Devotees to absurdity. I am interested in people who are
honest and straightforward; knowing where I stand with someone is essential to my security in any type of relationship. People who can keep up with my high energy level without being annoyingly manic. People working on their issues and following their Path in life. People who enjoy making abstract remarks and non-sequiturs, and are able to follow mine. People who aren't afraid to be balls-out silly. In short,
interesting ;)
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mother dancer. The woman in this
profile is like LAURA IMAX! I applaud
her courage to open herself up to a
whole new world of exploration that was
closed to her at the time. She is an
amazing dancer. As a dance production
whore, Laura's spoken work movement
piece we did in UC Santa Cruz's Women
Ensemble Theatre (WET) is still the
most unique I have ever seen, and to
this day, I still think about it every
time the subject comes up. She shares
my fondest memories of creating art
that was ground breaking, truthful, and
so gallant that you had to sit up and
notice. It was my training ground. I
bring it with me everywhere. We are
making you uncomfortable on purpose.
We're not backing up because it's time
you heard. -Much Love and Respect.
from within, reminding us to be true to
ourselves and dance with the wind. She
has an amazing voice and ability to
capture the essence of life in her song.
Her honesty and integrity will suprise
you and enchant you as you gaze into the
eyes of this goddess.
my prowess at massage, but who do I get
to work on me? Laura, she's an awesome
massuese and sweet and sexy to boot!
And I own her boo-oobs! I own her boo-
oobs! Nya na-na na na! Laura's like
Switzerland, completely nuetral in any
situation, and is known for her clocks
and her chocolate. No. Wait. Nice
place to visit but you wouldn't want to
live there? No. That's not it either.
*sigh* See what happens to my brain
when I even *think* about this gorgeous
human being? Ok, in layman's terms:
she's awesome. One of the awesomest
awesome people I know. And she's got a
*great* rack. tee hee hee. Gee, is
*this* why they call me Mouth?
already hasn't been posted here?
She's one of the coolest and sweetest
people I know. Out of all the people
I grew up with she is one of the few
people I've kept in contact with (save
for minor dry spells of life
interfering) and I think that speaks
volumes.
part of my heart and a part of my
life. (I can see us being nasty old
grandmas together...)
Her warmth heats me, her spirit
lifts me, and her song sends me into
eargasms. But make no mistake; sweet
and cuddly she may be, within there is
molten lava under pressure! When she
lets it out, she can set the world on
fire!
world - can cackle quite like Laura.
Imagine an insane Smurf bent on world
conguest.
She's also much prettier than her
pictures posted here would indicate.
and one of my favorite people. She's
highly entertaining when drunk. And
(big bonus!) one of the best massage
therapists ever!
the coolest, sweetest, sexiest, most
fun-to-talk-to people I know. You know
the old phrase, "to know her is to
lover her"? - That's Laura, cliche as
it may sound.
social circles of the scene, Laura is for keeps.