I dont' know how Alison has more
friends than me. I think she's paying
them. And if she's not paying them,
they are totally getting ripped off.
Alison makes me wet.
when you've been up for six days on a
tweak binge, and all you can think
about is the mathematical beauty of
good spelling and alison, you know you
have a special case on your hands. and
i KNOW. I FUCKING KNOW ALLREADY. ALISON
IS SPECIAL. ALISON IS A CASE. ALISON IS
A FUCKING CASE OF SPECIAL. WE ALL LOVE
ALISON. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH ALLREADY?
STOP EATING OUR SOULS, WE LOVE YOU.
ralph you're adorable! i'm a kid too.
yay! this probably won't make any
sense in the near future. o well!
ralph's awesome, she's got a heart of
gold, and she cooks mean food.mean good!
I love being around Alison because she
makes me feel productive. If I
haven't been out of my house all day,
she hasn't gotten out of bed. Wow!
What a confidence booster. Too bad
she's so damn cool, otherwise she'd be
perfect...and then I'd have to kill
her.
Alison really needs a new car battery.
Can you believe that she kidnapped me
and took me across the Mexico border?!
Thankfully a Pat came to my rescue.
However, I do give Alison props for
Brijit's Day of Hell... that has given
me hours of entertainment!
who pressures you into writing them a
testimonial at 2am?! well, that would
be alison. but, since it is alison i
can't really get mad. otherwise, i
might not get to go on our vacation.
so, what wonderfully exciting, funny,
and entertaining memories can i dredge
up at this hour?... well, it's really
hard to narrow them down since every
moment with this lady leaves me with a
smile on my face. jealous yet? you
know it. let's just say there is no
one i'd rather weave through a crowd
of leather daddies and foam penises
with than this girl or perhaps walk 15
blocks, uphill, in high heels for a
romantic dinner. [true story] Al's a
non-stop riot and i'm glad to know
she's representing "diego" east bay
style.
ps- alison + cisco = good times
o and what a terrible descent hath it
been....
a terribly WONDERFUL one!!!
yes its true. living together has made
alison and me lame-ass lame asses. but
that's fine. we hav no friends and
revel in it. we eat chocolate cookies
and snort horchata insta-powdre like
there's no tomorrow. at this rate,
we'll be chubbly housewives(/-spouses)
with no husbands(/spouses) in no time.
o cursed domesticity!
friends than me. I think she's paying
them. And if she's not paying them,
they are totally getting ripped off.
Alison makes me wet.
tweak binge, and all you can think
about is the mathematical beauty of
good spelling and alison, you know you
have a special case on your hands. and
i KNOW. I FUCKING KNOW ALLREADY. ALISON
IS SPECIAL. ALISON IS A CASE. ALISON IS
A FUCKING CASE OF SPECIAL. WE ALL LOVE
ALISON. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH ALLREADY?
STOP EATING OUR SOULS, WE LOVE YOU.
yay! this probably won't make any
sense in the near future. o well!
ralph's awesome, she's got a heart of
gold, and she cooks mean food.mean good!
alison will have to give me another
one. So here it is: Alison your cool.
makes me feel productive. If I
haven't been out of my house all day,
she hasn't gotten out of bed. Wow!
What a confidence booster. Too bad
she's so damn cool, otherwise she'd be
perfect...and then I'd have to kill
her.
Can you believe that she kidnapped me
and took me across the Mexico border?!
Thankfully a Pat came to my rescue.
However, I do give Alison props for
Brijit's Day of Hell... that has given
me hours of entertainment!
testimonial at 2am?! well, that would
be alison. but, since it is alison i
can't really get mad. otherwise, i
might not get to go on our vacation.
so, what wonderfully exciting, funny,
and entertaining memories can i dredge
up at this hour?... well, it's really
hard to narrow them down since every
moment with this lady leaves me with a
smile on my face. jealous yet? you
know it. let's just say there is no
one i'd rather weave through a crowd
of leather daddies and foam penises
with than this girl or perhaps walk 15
blocks, uphill, in high heels for a
romantic dinner. [true story] Al's a
non-stop riot and i'm glad to know
she's representing "diego" east bay
style.
ps- alison + cisco = good times
been....
a terribly WONDERFUL one!!!
yes its true. living together has made
alison and me lame-ass lame asses. but
that's fine. we hav no friends and
revel in it. we eat chocolate cookies
and snort horchata insta-powdre like
there's no tomorrow. at this rate,
we'll be chubbly housewives(/-spouses)
with no husbands(/spouses) in no time.
o cursed domesticity!
things.
for example, i also owe her a cake.
doesn't the fact that she's worth
baking a cake for tell you something?
it tells you that she is a DEMANDING
BITCH.
okay, she's really not. but you knew
that.