Julia Pissmypants

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"sometimes i like to cuddle, i always like rootbeer, i dont ever wanna be cool, i have a grownup job(with business cards..."

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Harris
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I may not have legitimately had dirty dreams about the Spice Girls, but did you (unsuccessfully) try to get off thinking about Mel B's tits?

Perhaps this anecdote will make you understand who is the true winner: In eighth grade I sometimes got made of for having a BINDER full of pictures of the Fab Five (composed of pictures from teenybopper magazines and printed out on my family's inkjet printer, all in those little plastic sheet-protector things). Made fun of = being called gay. One day, a sweet girl, Rachel, defended me by saying: "God guys, he's obviously not gay -- he's in love with the Spice Girls!"

You still didn't answer my "Bumper 2 Bumper" question. Do you even know the name of their THIRD album?

Harris
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just for the record, i loved the spice girls in eigth grade. i had a binder full of pictures of them. i didn't have a scary spice barbie, but i had a smaller hard plastic doll, a plush doll, a cardboard-cut-out doll i made myself, and two copies of the hit miniature-book 'scary spice in my pocket.' did you know she's a gemini? can you still sing (almost) all of the words because you know them that deeply? can you tell who's singing when just by listening? do you even know what "bumper 2 bumper" is?

sorry, this is an antagonistic testimonial. but really, don't even try to back me into a corner on the spice girls. cos honey, i'll just take my big ass platform sneakers and step on over you.

zig a zig ahhhh! girl power!

enoch
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me padre ever and always, mi long lost sibling, comrad and compatriot, ever thankful iam for the days of encouragment we've shared, really. it's a good time when julia's around. it only gets better, and good grief to us in albany and good going to where your heart is.

Zoeann
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I am not sure what I am gonna do when you leave me...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

Harris
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you're just soooo good.

harry potter. elton john. girls and skateboards.

who could ask for anything more?

niners
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It's fun to pound on Julia's back like a head of cattle in Brokeback Mountain. Never believe her if she tells you she's not as tense as a nun's asshole.