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one night in a parking lot
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"I can be intense and also mellow, I've given people
headaches from talking to them and I've taken headaches
away with..."
More about Hans
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Occupation:
Mercenary Smart-Ass and Gourmet Company Founder
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Hobbies and Interests:
hiking (without parasites), industrial design, designing furniture, mid-century modern design, minimalism, grace, passion, skiing, speed, adrenaline, martial arts, muay thai, systema, music for every mood, cooking, eating dessert, cookies, rollerblading, food technology, sf restaurants, tokyo restaurants, rotary engines, art toys
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Favorite Books:
International Design Magazine, The art of war, The Tao of JKD, Blink, Competing for the future, Love in the time of SARS (to be written one day by me)
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Favorite Movies:
Heaven (2002), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Memento, Heat, A Better Tomorrow, Fight Club, American Beauty (and ABC equivalent: Better Luck Tomorrow), Like Water for Chocolate, Aliens, Dragon of Love (short), Run Lola Run
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Favorite Music:
lounge, electronica, jazz, ambient, hip hop, baroque, electro-tango (Gotan Project)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twilight Zone (old ones), Samauri Jack, ZeD (via internet), Iron Chef, South Park, X Games, Nip Tuck
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I can be intense and also mellow, I've given people
headaches from talking to them and I've taken headaches
away with support or just good massages.
I am taking a break from combative martial arts after 15 years of it. Still doing the muay thai for cardio.
My new challenge will be Salsa. Is there anyone with the patience out there to teach me?
Trying to make time for furniture design..did the suspended bed thing...now going to try and make my concept of an artist's coffee table.
My work is intellectual so sometimes I turn off my brain when I am not working. I schedule things so I dont have to think. Pastry break is the best.
Below is the view that others have of me instead of my own
twisted self image:
Friends: 'You are a really nice asshole' (in reference to
sarcasm and inherent genuine nature)
Older Relatives: 'You were always the trouble maker' (The
devil on my shoulder wins)
Younger Relatives: 'Thanks for teaching me how to cheat at
school' (after their parents ask them to be more like me)
Ex-girlfriends: 'Though your emails are short and out of
the blue, you always make me laugh.'
Stalkers: '' (no words, just a glazed blank stare)
Me: 'I chose a crappy picture for my profile to lower your
expectations to "worse-than-reality"' (oops, i did put in my twisted views)
BTW: If you are wondering, I am ethnically 100% Chinese, not mixed (on average 1 out of 10 people think I am mixed; they should check out www.alllooksame.com.....don't worry, i only score around 3 on the test)
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Who I Want to Meet:
people with morals and that actually respect themselves. witty is a bonus. i am impulsive so just spark my interest.
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you move to san francisco?
Artist. But don't let that fool you, he
is a true gentleman! This guy is
funny, wild, super smart, and very
determined in his career. He is full
of creative, smart ass ideas in both
business and life! He is a great guy
and a very good friend!
slang. 1. very good, excellent,
fashionable, elegant, stylish. 2.
hans." You know it! Step right up,
ladies!
on what constitutes a smart ass, much
in the same way those whack jobs at
MTV "elevated" our definition of
jackass in the american vernacular.
so evil and yet so kind.:P
only person that can understand the
fact that being screwed up is just cos
we want to be normal.
his work and his play, haha ! Just dont
let him drive your car. haha. Dude, you
are right whats with the crap pic ? What
I dont understand is why women arent
chasing after this guy in their droves
.... Single women, pay attention !!