Hans Chung

Mercenary Smart-Ass and Gourmet Company Founder

hiking (without parasites), industrial design, designing furniture, mid-century modern design, minimalism, grace, passion, skiing, speed, adrenaline, martial arts, muay thai, systema, music for every mood, cooking, eating dessert, cookies, rollerblading, food technology, sf restaurants, tokyo restaurants, rotary engines, art toys

International Design Magazine, The art of war, The Tao of JKD, Blink, Competing for the future, Love in the time of SARS (to be written one day by me)

Heaven (2002), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Memento, Heat, A Better Tomorrow, Fight Club, American Beauty (and ABC equivalent: Better Luck Tomorrow), Like Water for Chocolate, Aliens, Dragon of Love (short), Run Lola Run

lounge, electronica, jazz, ambient, hip hop, baroque, electro-tango (Gotan Project)

Twilight Zone (old ones), Samauri Jack, ZeD (via internet), Iron Chef, South Park, X Games, Nip Tuck

Cancer

I can be intense and also mellow, I've given people
headaches from talking to them and I've taken headaches
away with support or just good massages.

I am taking a break from combative martial arts after 15 years of it. Still doing the muay thai for cardio.

My new challenge will be Salsa. Is there anyone with the patience out there to teach me?

Trying to make time for furniture design..did the suspended bed thing...now going to try and make my concept of an artist's coffee table.

My work is intellectual so sometimes I turn off my brain when I am not working. I schedule things so I dont have to think. Pastry break is the best.

Below is the view that others have of me instead of my own
twisted self image:

Friends: 'You are a really nice asshole' (in reference to
sarcasm and inherent genuine nature)

Older Relatives: 'You were always the trouble maker' (The
devil on my shoulder wins)

Younger Relatives: 'Thanks for teaching me how to cheat at
school' (after their parents ask them to be more like me)

Ex-girlfriends: 'Though your emails are short and out of
the blue, you always make me laugh.'

Stalkers: '' (no words, just a glazed blank stare)

Me: 'I chose a crappy picture for my profile to lower your
expectations to "worse-than-reality"' (oops, i did put in my twisted views)

BTW: If you are wondering, I am ethnically 100% Chinese, not mixed (on average 1 out of 10 people think I am mixed; they should check out www.alllooksame.com.....don't worry, i only score around 3 on the test)

people with morals and that actually respect themselves. witty is a bonus. i am impulsive so just spark my interest.