Jesse is very sneaky. While i haven't
physically spoken to him in several
years i know he is out there -
omnipresent - looking over me and
watching. hmmmm. . .
Jesse and I went to high school together. He
had some awesome outfits back then. One
never forgets a friendster with a true
appreciation for the finer points of creative
fashion.
Besides being co-inventor of the ChugTap (the
coolest invention to never be invented) Jesse is
a rad guy. I remember this one time when he
was in the Pantheon of Gods in this one online
game I was addicted to (his). Anyway, I was
walking
along and he popped up (as an Asian chick to
boot) and gave me this sweet armor. That
story is like a parable about Jesse when he is
your friend. He just pops out of nowhere and
helps you out.
jesse fills an important position in
my life, which is to say that he is
the person at work whom i feel most
compelled to start fistfights with. i
think a workplace without violence is
generally lacking, so i'm fortunate to
have jesse as the focus of my sleep
deprivation/testosterone/sexual
frustation -fueled fury. every office
environment should have a bitch like
this, get you all riled up and pissed
off to keep you motivated. he also
challenges my position of
office "monkeyboy" (i look like a
monkey, whereas he just has one in his
pocket), and this is a constant thorn
in my side. motherfucker.
Jesse spends more of his life lying
down than anyone I know or can think
of ever having met. It takes true
creative ingenuity for a strapping
young lad such as himself to achieve
such heights in utter physical
laziness, and he should be damned
proud of his accomplishments! To work
without a chair, to powrlevl from bed,
this, this is his legacy! Also, he's
really very sweet even tho he often
professes to be a prick.
physically spoken to him in several
years i know he is out there -
omnipresent - looking over me and
watching. hmmmm. . .
had some awesome outfits back then. One
never forgets a friendster with a true
appreciation for the finer points of creative
fashion.
coolest invention to never be invented) Jesse is
a rad guy. I remember this one time when he
was in the Pantheon of Gods in this one online
game I was addicted to (his). Anyway, I was
walking
along and he popped up (as an Asian chick to
boot) and gave me this sweet armor. That
story is like a parable about Jesse when he is
your friend. He just pops out of nowhere and
helps you out.
my life, which is to say that he is
the person at work whom i feel most
compelled to start fistfights with. i
think a workplace without violence is
generally lacking, so i'm fortunate to
have jesse as the focus of my sleep
deprivation/testosterone/sexual
frustation -fueled fury. every office
environment should have a bitch like
this, get you all riled up and pissed
off to keep you motivated. he also
challenges my position of
office "monkeyboy" (i look like a
monkey, whereas he just has one in his
pocket), and this is a constant thorn
in my side. motherfucker.
down than anyone I know or can think
of ever having met. It takes true
creative ingenuity for a strapping
young lad such as himself to achieve
such heights in utter physical
laziness, and he should be damned
proud of his accomplishments! To work
without a chair, to powrlevl from bed,
this, this is his legacy! Also, he's
really very sweet even tho he often
professes to be a prick.