Fudgie Frottage

Harvard, Princeton & Yale -- too bad I didn't get accepted.

performer/promoter, j/o artist

Knights of Columbine, I mean Columbus, or is it Columbo?

sex, dragsters, fetish, models, fetish models, sex, strippers, toys, burlesque, sex, lube, rimming, deviants, more sex, numerous fetishes, etc. & my career as a j/o artist

Confederacy of Dunces, Young Adult Novel

Female Trouble, Desperate Living, The Bad Seed, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Lost Highway, The Women, Super 8 1/2

current playlist: Buzzcocks, Velvet Underground, White Stripes, Nico, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Jimi Hendrix, Rosin Coven, AC/DC, Ozzy, Devo, The Doors, X, Pepperspray, Varla Jean Merman, Fabulous Disaster, Iggy, Blondie, Ramones...

vintage: Car 54, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Bewitched, Sanford & Son, Wild Wild West, Flip Wilson, Green Acres, The Honeymooners, Dean Martin, Three Stooges. current: ATHF, The Simpsons, Stripperella, The Osbournes, Reno 911, SouthPark, Chapelle's Show

Cancer

"The Man with The Biggest Balls in Show Business"

Fudgie was discovered quite accidentally by Versace in 1996
while f*lching Donatella in a K-Hole, afterhours in his
Miami showroom. Heavily influenced by the late 60's (free
love) and early 70's (free drugs) Fudgie dreams of becoming
a huge star (to match his huge member) with the help of his
brilliant manager, Lu Read.

Fudgie has performed at the Folsom Street Fair, SF Pride,
and just about every club in SF. He is a regular at every
DragStrip event, the annual SF Drag King Contests, and is a
professional show judge (Faux Queen Contest, Mr.
Trannyshack...) He is responsible for such clubs and events
as Transfusion's Smackdown wrestling, Pearls Before Swine,
Burning Woman/Flaming Queen, Mondo Porno SF, Shop
Till You Drop To Your Knees, Mirkenstock, More For Les,
Afterglow... let's just say
he's got his fist on the pulse of the SF Underground.
Fudgie has also performed in NYC at Kitch Inn, Gommorah,
The Slipper Room, Wonder Bar and he brought the house down
at Murray Hill's Drag King Invitational at Lot 61 in
Chelsea, Oct. 2001. He has appeared on The Maury Povitch
Show and Robin Byrd's radio show at VillageVoice.com.

Television:
Tyra Banks Show -- 2005
Dog Eat Dog (NBC) - 2003
The Maury Povitch Show - 1999
Reality Check, SF cable - 2001
Canned Peaches, SF cable - 2000
Lavender Lounge - 1996
Movies:
Strap 'Em Down, Ann Meredith, 2002
Virtue, Esther Paik/Camera Obscura, 1997
Gendernauts - Monica Treut, 1997

Discography:
"Cock All Day" -- 2005
"Sweet Pee" -- 2004
"To Sir with Love" -- Fudgie Folsom Remix 2003
Mama Told Me Not to Cum, single, 2001
BiValves for Breakfast, with the Androgyneous Androids,
2001
Porn Star, single, 2000
Cooler Than Death, ZaZu Pitts Memorial Orchestra, 1985

I want to meet girls with small hands and ladies proficient
with a straight razor.
Oh, and Pamela Anderson.