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      • Christian
      • Posted
      • i miss krist
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • For some reason Mish called me at like
        3 am and started saying stuff about me
        liking another girl and how she was
        mad. Too bad i had never met the other
        girl and Mish was just wanting me to
        scream into the phone to start a fake
        fight. Good thing Face Facerton came
        to the rescue. I sure as heck couldn't
        do anything. But if you ever get a
        call from Mish at three am. Just start
        yelling.
      • Brett
      • Posted
      • Krism, that works for her, shes got
        her own launguage. Not to mention she
        usually only tells you half of what
        she thinks she did or maybe meant to.
        She is really cool though. To laid
        back for our high school, sporting a
        mix of tasteful clothing with her
        rebelious sided west coast skater
        stuff. It didn't matter she's smokin
        no matter what. And thats true in a
        couple ways as I remember it. Its all
        good. Kristin is going to do her thing
        and thats the bottom line. She is just
        tight like that. I'm out, peace.
      • Christian
      • Posted
      • Krist & Chrish....an amazing duo, the
        likes of which the world has never
        seen. When these two pair up, you best
        watch yo self before you drop yo
        self...The K C power duo is truly a
        force to be reckoned with.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Kristin has instructed me to write her
        another testimonial, since my last one
        was merely a response to Raptroll to
        clear up the coffee confusion.
        Kristin is a very interesting
        character. She squeals often, and
        frequently leaves the room in
        midconversation for no apparent
        reason. She takes forever to tell a
        story. She eats weird food, and adds
        picante sauce to everything. She has
        this weird obsession with cutting the
        ends of her hair with her scissors.
        We've had to remove all sharp objects
        from her. In fact, if you're around
        Kristin, things never get dull,
        because she's always doing or saying
        something abnormal. And along with
        all of these great quirks, Kristin has
        a wonderful heart and is a great
        friend. She is definitely a friend
        that I will have forever.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Hey, Raptroll. Kristin doesn't drink
        coffee. She has never had a sip of
        coffee in her life. I know - I'm her
        roommate. If she tells you it is the
        coffee that makes her like this, she
        is lying. She is just like this. She
        comes in my room all the time, makes
        the noise that you so effectively
        described as a cross between a shriek
        and a sob, and leaves promptly. I
        have become used to it. In fact, if a
        day goes by in which this does not
        happen, I feel somehow incomplete.
      • Raptroll
      • Posted
      • If you are Merlmish's roomate or
        boyfriend please prohibit her from
        drinking coffee in the morning before
        work. On the days that she does,
        around 4 pm, she transforms into an
        insane, stoned weirdo who will come
        into your cubicle, turn bright red,
        make a sound between a giggle and a
        sob, and then leave without completing
        a sentence.
      • Katherine
      • Posted
      • I call her Kristin. I live with her,
        I eat with her, I sleep and breathe 5
        feet from her every night, listening
        to her growl and squeak and squeal
        like a squirrel-merl in her sleep.
        So, even though she says if I can't
        think of anything to write for this
        right away, then I am not qualified to
        testimonial her, she is wrong. I am
        the MOST qualified. That's just her
        being the bitchy-bitch she is. Now,
        Kristin is a loyal friend, a trying
        ward, and a lick-the-plate kind of
        girl. When she is drunk, she cusses
        like a sailor, divulges her friend's
        most sacred secrets to anyone in
        hearing distance, and hunts down boys
        like a lion honing in on the kill. If
        you want to win Kristin's heart, be an
        original, take her out for some deadly-
        spicy food, and act like you don't
        like her at all. Even though she
        didn't like me when she first met me,
        and she probably won't like you
        either, she is a wonderful friend to
        have and will hate your boyfriend with
        all her big heart. One more thing
        before I go - she can neigh like a
        horse (and if you get her really
        drunk, she will do it to the mounted
        police on 6th).
      • Lupe
      • Posted
      • Merlmish is one of a kind!

        Graceful yet dorky, proper yet cool,
        laid back yet on the ball.

        When I need a laugh I always visit her
        at her work area. She's always fun to
        talk to-even when she is being the
        duchess of dork!

        Little known fact but mish has
        inspired a character in a future
        screenplay of mine...but that's top
        secret.

        More FYI: Mish's fave movie- Donnie
        Darko
      • Raptroll
      • Posted
      • Merlmish is the Queen of the Student
        Workers here at work. She is hands
        down, the coolest, nicest, friendliest
        of them all. Her status is only
        reinforced by her proximity to a nasty
        oaf of a curmudgeon we call Hunter.
        One day Merl will paint me a beautiful
        portrait of herself riding a pony and
        bring it to me here at work. I know
        it will happen!

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