Rohan Thompson

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      "I've been brainwashed by The Simpsons. Seriously. I question whether George Lucas ever had any talent. I'm pretty..."

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      • Jamie
      • Posted
      • We will meet one day and the universe
        will never be the same...... O mysterious
        one.
      • Randy
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      • Deep in the brown grass of the pan-
        fried outback, Rohan shushes me as I
        snap a twig. I glare at him, it is the
        first sound I've made all afternoon.
        But he's right. This is tricky
        business. We slink from blade-shadow to
        bush-shadow in the scorching noon heat.
        At a rocky dry creek bed, Rohan digs up
        this funny root and carefully pounds it
        with his knife handle into a wet mash
        that he splits with me. Bitter as hell,
        but it's better than the dust and sweat
        we've been drinking all day. The
        faintest of breezes cools the hairs on
        my neck, and for an instant, I relax.
        That is, of course, when they choose to
        attack. The sand erupts in brown geyers
        all around us, from which spring
        fierce, angry-looking aborigininjas
        firing giant poison toads at us from
        their eucalyptus didgeridoos. I hit the
        dirt, rolling, but Rohan is up, his
        didge twirling, sending the toads
        spinning back at the sand warriors in
        an anphibian gut-storm. I tumble to one
        side, wipe the dust from my eyes and
        survey the carnage. Only Rohan is left
        standing, wild-eyed and panting. He
        shoots me one more loaded glance and
        whispers, "I told you to watch out for
        those twigs!" Then he starts off again
        down the stony riverbed, with me
        padding along behind him, silent once
        again...for now.
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • Rohan has the uncanny ability to bring
        out arcane humor and make me laugh so
        hard I want to crap my pants. I mean
        this guy is cool; and by cool, I mean
        totally sweet. But be careful, because
        he's a mammal, and just like other
        mammals he can be mean OR totally
        awesome. (Most of the time he's
        totally awesome.) Oh, if you want to
        get on his good side, make him some
        PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • I have to admit, I dont miss the pre
        10am Rohan. I mean, who would miss
        getting woken up at 7am to the sound
        of Rohan saying "get up you lazy
        prick"? The post 10am Rohan however, I
        do miss. I miss hearing things
        like "that fat lazy cunt should put
        down the doritos, get out of her SUV
        and get on a bike." They just dont say
        that in japan, not in English anyway.
      • Ashley
      • Posted
      • the ass, the style, the accent, the
        potty mouth, this guy has it all...and
        he'll make you realise that some really
        good music comes from, of all places,
        oz!!!!
      • Meredith
      • Posted
      • Rohan's a sweet guy. One to make
        you feel at home as he takes the
        time to meet you. I met Rohan at his
        first backyard cinema event of this
        summer (at least I think it was the
        first.) This was one of the more
        creative and different things I have
        been to since living in San Francisco.
        It was a double feature, The
        Graduate followed by Breakfast at
        Tiffanys, and the sound was unreal.
        Rohan is very nice, and he even has
        dress up Mambo magnets on his
        fridge, as do I.
      • Todd
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      • Rohan is the only person I know that if
        I were to sneak into his room, steal
        all his pants, and have them hemmed to
        be 1.375 above his ankle he would
        thank me and possibly buy me a taco. He
        is also a good roommate, drinking
        partner, and friend who will patiently
        listen to my rants. Can't say I've ever
        seen the kid in a Speedo, but he does
        sport banana hammocks with pride. Oh,
        And Rohan, one more thing. I just
        watched your cat try to sniff a
        raccoon's ass.
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • Rohan amazes me in ways I may not amaze
        him. He is so genki in the morning I am
        amazed, I am still asleep and he is
        charged. When we go home, I am still
        sleepy and he is still charged. I need
        what he is taking. I guess that is
        coffee?

        His musical tastes complements mine
        very well, there is probably very
        little overlap between us but I
        appreciate everything he buys. If we
        were roomates, we could combine to have
        very amazing musical powers.

        Rohan is a one of a kind amazing guy,
        keeping the dream alive!

      • Amy
      • Posted
      • Rohan has a great butt, and showcases
        it well in pants that only get more
        and more interesting as the years go
        by.
      • Chip
      • Posted
      • Start with a genuinely down to earth
        guy, roll him in playa dust for 10
        days, swim him to Australia to pick up
        an Aussie accent and swim him back.
        Let chill for 29 years and you got a
        Rohan.

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