Thank God Ed is okay with wearing the
same shirt two nights in a row. Makes
me not feel as bad doing the same
thing. But, then Ed is that kind of
guy- a real trendsetter. Wanna go
shopping?
WOW! Where to begin. Well, I found
Ed on a park bench in Lima, Peru.
He was ranting & raving about how
there weren't any Americans around.
He looked awful. I asked him if he
was hungry, he said yes. I gave him
the crust from my sandwich, he loved
it. He began to sing & dance, I mean
this guy can really sing, needs work
on the dancing though. He said he
wanted to record an album in french.
We talked for hours, which was hard
because I had to sit a distance from
him because he smelled so bad. I
think I remember him saying, "I
haven't showered in months!", which
I thought was a lie because it
smelled like it had been at least a
year. I asked him if he wanted to get
off the streets & he said, "Kinda". So I
put him in my backpack, put a
clothes-pin on my nose, & hiked
back to L.A. It was shortly there after
that I found out he was into animals.
!!! Ed !!! Don't ever do that to my dog,
man !!! , my dog has never been the
same since, he now walks with a
horrible limp. ---- ED ---- Keep it
together man.......
I have been introduced to Ed roughly
278 times. Ed is a very cool guy even
if he likes to pull on my pigtails and
use me as an arm rest. But that's what
I get for trying to talk to someone
that's ohh about 75 feet taller than me.
I have never seen such a penis as the
one the belongs to Missy. I mean, who
would've thought she was a
hermaphrodite. I was with Ed when I
saw it. Were both astonished. I was
more than a little petrified when he
kept to his word and offered a blow job
though.
Edward Herman is my fellow liberal
bleeding heart. He's really good at
interpretive dances to Smith's songs.
He is forever making fun of me. He is
the only man i know with a monkey
shirt. He's really neurotic and whines
like a woman. He is the second tallest
person i know. On the whole, Edward,
you're pretty swell....and you like
Eddie Izzard.
The fact that Ed said 'fuck you and
your character limit' and just kept
going with his band list in the other
sections is totally cool. He's not
really a 'keep inside the lines' kind
of guy.
Oh, people say A LOT of things about
Ed! But I think the most interesting
thing about him is that he's quite
complex in his thinking. There's
always more with Ed than meets the eye.
found you! What's my prize? I will take what's
behind door # 3 (and a new set of knives too).
same shirt two nights in a row. Makes
me not feel as bad doing the same
thing. But, then Ed is that kind of
guy- a real trendsetter. Wanna go
shopping?
Ed on a park bench in Lima, Peru.
He was ranting & raving about how
there weren't any Americans around.
He looked awful. I asked him if he
was hungry, he said yes. I gave him
the crust from my sandwich, he loved
it. He began to sing & dance, I mean
this guy can really sing, needs work
on the dancing though. He said he
wanted to record an album in french.
We talked for hours, which was hard
because I had to sit a distance from
him because he smelled so bad. I
think I remember him saying, "I
haven't showered in months!", which
I thought was a lie because it
smelled like it had been at least a
year. I asked him if he wanted to get
off the streets & he said, "Kinda". So I
put him in my backpack, put a
clothes-pin on my nose, & hiked
back to L.A. It was shortly there after
that I found out he was into animals.
!!! Ed !!! Don't ever do that to my dog,
man !!! , my dog has never been the
same since, he now walks with a
horrible limp. ---- ED ---- Keep it
together man.......
278 times. Ed is a very cool guy even
if he likes to pull on my pigtails and
use me as an arm rest. But that's what
I get for trying to talk to someone
that's ohh about 75 feet taller than me.
one the belongs to Missy. I mean, who
would've thought she was a
hermaphrodite. I was with Ed when I
saw it. Were both astonished. I was
more than a little petrified when he
kept to his word and offered a blow job
though.
bleeding heart. He's really good at
interpretive dances to Smith's songs.
He is forever making fun of me. He is
the only man i know with a monkey
shirt. He's really neurotic and whines
like a woman. He is the second tallest
person i know. On the whole, Edward,
you're pretty swell....and you like
Eddie Izzard.
your character limit' and just kept
going with his band list in the other
sections is totally cool. He's not
really a 'keep inside the lines' kind
of guy.
Ed! But I think the most interesting
thing about him is that he's quite
complex in his thinking. There's
always more with Ed than meets the eye.