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      Male, 32, Single, Seattle, WAMore
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      • Al
      • Posted
      • Stan is such a fuckin' pussy. I'm always kickin'
        him in the nutz and he just cries and cries for
        hours. Then I kick him in the stomach and tell
        him to get to work on cleaning my toilet and
        then cries again when I tell him to use his own
        toothbrush. It takes a lot of kicking to help
        him along. In fact, I think Randy is actually
        run by kicking, not food or sunlight or meth or
        beer. Don't you be kickin' him, though, I'd
        hate to have to smash your ugly fuckin' face
        in.
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • man, what everyone else said only
        touches the tip of the iceberg on this
        guy. and that's a big iceberg. i've
        never seen anyone pull ridiculous
        amounts of ass like this guy. strip
        clubs are like a cold shower for him.

        prepare to get cockwhipped.
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • Randy sucks a mean dick. Unfortunately,
        I have nice dick, so he won't get
        anywhere near it. Oh well.
      • Lane
      • Posted
      • Randy randy randy...
        Randy and I are usually drunk jackasses
        in each others presenses, but thats when
        we're most powerful. In some cruel trick
        of fate the gods saw fit to only give us
        superhuman powers when inebriated. You
        should see us fly around and pick up
        cars with a bottle of Jameson... One of
        the most quality people I've ever met. I
        miss being able to hang out with him in
        seattle.

        -L
      • Lane
      • Posted
      • Randy randy randy...
        Randy and I are usually drunk jackasses
        in each others presenses, but thats when
        we're most powerful. In some cruel trick
        of fate the gods saw fit to only give us
        superhuman powers when inebriated. You
        should see us fly around and pick up
        cars with a bottle of Jameson... One of
        the most quality people I've ever met. I
        miss being able to hang out with him in
        seattle.

        -L
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • .i.am.on.a.mission.to.HUMP.his.leg.
      • Anne
      • Posted
      • ladies- randy is charming, independently
        wealthy, hung like a horse, and he gives
        great head! he's everything you've ever
        wanted in a man! contact him today!
      • David
      • Posted
      • this dude is crazy. and totally funny.
        I gotta spend more time with this
        guy. crazy motha fucka.
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • Randy is one of my favourite people
        ive ever had the pleasure of talking
        with. he can always make me smile, and
        one day well marry and move to fiji
        and have horses. honestly anyone to
        have this man as a friend is one lucky
        sob!
      • Roxy
      • Posted
      • Randy is honestly one of the best
        people I've ever known. He's smart,
        sweet, honest, and can make anyone
        around him smile :) And man, he can
        really rock it at karaoke!

      More About MisterSatan

      • Interested In:

        Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners

      • Member Since:

        May 2003

      • Hometown:

        Puyallup

      • MisterSatan's URL:

        http://profiles.friendster.com/177615

      • Occupation:

        Data Whore

      • What I enjoy doing:

        playing bass, sex, smoking, music, coding, singing, karaoke, Subgenius, slack, conpiracy theories, PBR, being an all around bastard

      • Favorite Books:

        Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, House of Leaves, Catch-22, Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Grapes of Wrath

      • Favorite Movies:

        The Jerk, The Exorcist

      • Favorite Music:

        Primus, Faith No More, Les Claypool, Mike Patton, Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Gary Numan, the Who, They Might Be Giants, the White Stripes, MC Paul Barman, Martina Topley-Bird

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Simpsons, Adult Swim

      • About Me:

        Just a bumblin' fool... someone described me once as
        a "sweetheart in oaf's clothing". Take that as you will.
        I work way too much, and I'm trying to change that. I'm
        out to prove that bass
        players are NOT the lame guys in the band, and that women
        DO dig them! I was also going to school for Comp Sci,
        which I actually like- but not too much, I don't watch the
        Sci-
        Fi Channel all the time or anything (I take bathroom
        breaks now and then). I also LOVE a good joke, whether
        it's on me or not- I love to laugh and have a good time.
        I'm into learning about things that interest me- I've
        taught myself many things, including how to juggle, Linux,
        and how to play four or five different instruments (most
        of them badly). I also love to sing, which is why I'm a
        karaoke host at Bob's Java Jive- yes, the bar shaped like
        a giant coffeepot. If you're a good person and a pop-
        culture junkie like I am, chances are good that you're
        thinking about IM'ing me already. If not, thanks for
        stopping by- glad I could waste some of your brain cells!

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Okay, let's be honest here- we're all looking for someone
        to date/hook-up with. :P Seriously, I'm looking for some
        intelligent, funny people to hang out with in the greater
        Seattle/Tacoma area. As far as "something more" goes,
        smartassed girls are definitely a plus. Especially if you
        wear glasses. Hey, I'm just being honest here, folks.
        *tap tap* Is this thing on? Anyway, if you feel like
        conversing with a silly person, go ahead and IM me on AIM-
        I'm SG Satan. Yeah, long story...

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