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The hair was cut! The world was safe, once again.
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"THE STORY YOU NEVER EXPECTED TO READ! An artist of ever questionable talent and equally questionable decision making skill...."
More about John
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More About John
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Hobbies and Interests:
Mainly guns and breasts. I mean: comics. Drawing comics. Living the life.
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Favorite Books:
Anything by; Daniel Clowes, Adrian Tomine, Chester Brown, Seth and Douglas Adams.
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Favorite Movies:
That Wes Anderson guy, Eternal Sunshine, Shaun of the Dead, the Big Lebowski, Anchorman... and...um... Frankenhooker, Frankenfish, Swordfish, Resident Evil 2 and Aliens vs. Predator. And 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS obvs.
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Favorite Music:
I like music.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Spaced, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Peep Show, Buffy, Twin Peaks, The OC
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
THE STORY YOU NEVER EXPECTED TO READ! An artist of ever questionable talent and equally questionable decision making skill. Has own hair (pos. expiration date 2012).
My face is quite animated. This girl used to call me "rubber face" at college. This other girl called me "lamp post", but I never found out why.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet a human-sized guineau pig, called Mr. Snuffles, who is actually a lawyer. We would adventure through space and time solving important law cases for intergalactic gerbils. Where are you Mr. Snuffles? Come back to me. It is not important that you know how a man-sized guineau pig can travel through space and time, only that he can.
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Testimonials and Comments for John
may be friends tomorrow. I dunno, is he
good sidekick material? He is clever and
lithe and has a network of associates all
over the world. It might turn out to be
one of those relationships like Cato and
the Green Hornet, or Spencer and
Hawk, where it's not really clear who is
the sidekick. It would take a great hero
to tame John, a greater hero than me,
forsoothe.
It pains me to have to write this letter.
I'm saddened to see a relationship of
seven years come to an end in a
moment, but you must know by now that
I could never share you with another. I
think Meg is a fine person, and don't
doubt that she will appreciate you and
make you feel loved. Go to her, John,
and find comfort in her tempting bosom.
I will remember you always, and the way
we were...
talent and girlish laugh, John is the envy
of the land. Fifty quid to the man,
woman or beast who brings me the
shattered ruin of his corpse.