Matt Bailer

Duke University 1998 - BA in Theater (no more drama in my life...), Oxon Hill High School - Oxon Hill, MD, Thomas Stone High School - Waldorf, MD

Office bitch/DJ @ Cobalt & TysonsCornerGuess

CMA, MCC

sobrietyserenitysanitysmilingmusicdancingmen, sharing good music with good people, spinning tunes that induce involuntary dancing, writing & recording original songs, blogging my ass off, spending time with family, indulging in an occasional mint creme Oreo or frozen Reeses' peanut butter cup (or four), working out (not a hobby or an interest but a requirement after those damn cookies & cups), doing crossword puzzles in ink, carrying watermelons (props if you get that reference), turning frowns upside-down, thrift storing, peoplewatching, tv-watching, laughing, Friendstering, Balderdashing, Paula Poundstoning, Kristen Wiiging, Chipotleing(?), converting proper nouns into wholly improper gerunds, weighing the pros & cons of indecision, looking down on the pretentious, encouraging grammatical correcticism, finagling the words "finagle" "kerfuffle" "smidge" & "schnickelfritz" in

Me Talk Pretty One Day (et al), Entertainment Weekly, Return of the Bunny Suicides, the cattily headlined celebrity news backpage of Metro Express

CLUE, Sordid Lives, The House Of Yes, Ellen Degeneres: Here & Now, Dancer In The Dark, Muriel's Wedding, Charlie & Willy Wonka and their respective Chocolate Factories, Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, Naked Guns & Airplanes, Annie, Maurice, Steel Magnolias, Soapdish, American Beauty, Sister Act, Clockwatchers, Six Degrees of Separation, Crash, Bring It On!

me, Fiona Apple, Kirsty MacColl, Macy Gray, Imogen Heap (a.k.a. Frou Frou), Nikka Costa, Amy Winehouse, Sophie B. Hawkins, Thicke, Kina, Mika, Alphabeat, Dragonette, Adele, Bjork, Cyndi Lauper, Esthero, Texas, Goldfrapp, Alanis Morissette, Emma Bunton, Dana Glover, Annie Lennox, Regina Spektor, Holly Palmer, Nellie McKay, Alison Moyet, Shirley Bassey, Nina Simone, Rufus Wainwright, Sonia Dada, Terence Trent D'Arby, Robbie Williams, Justin Timberlake, Daniel Bedingfield, They Might Be Giants, Postal Service, Basement Jaxx, Boomkat, Leslie Hall, The Donatello Triplets, early 90's R&B/hip-hop singles

Gilmore Girls, Golden Girls, Ugly Betty, Friday Night Lights (whoda thunk?), Brothers & Sisters, Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, Samantha Who?, Law & Order: SVU, Grey's Anatomy, 30 Rock, The Office, Reno-911, Campus Ladies, Lost, America's Next Top Model, Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Footballers' Wive$, Project Runway, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Trigger-Happy TV

See Hobbies & Interests above, and read my Friendster blog at: http://djme.blogs.friendster.com/mes_blog/

Then check out the music of me at: http://www.myspace.com/metheonemanband

That should suffice as an initial orientation. Feel free to send me a message if you'd like me to fill in the gaps.

AIM & gchat: meDC2LA

Lorelai Gilmore's personality in Hugh Jackman's body. WOOF! For those of you who don't know what that means, it's a hottie that makes me think and laugh. Accent encouraged but not required. I cast a wide net.

Someone who can teach me how to raise just one eyebrow.

People worth writing songs about.

Kirsten Dunst, so I can get Jake's digits and introduce him to my spirit fingers.

Anyone as nauseated as I am by that ill-frosted bobblehead of a self-ascribed "fitness celebrity" John Basedow, and, just out of morbid curiosity, any of the "real people" for whom his workout has provided "real results."

Maybe someone who was in the recording studio when Paula Abdul recorded "Vibeology". I bet there's a wacky story or two there.

And no offense to you Friendster enthusiasts who've taken one too many happy pills before sending me obnoxiously generic greetings from remote villages in random countries in Asia, but I don't want to play "Collect An American" with you. Sorry!