More About Audra
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Occupation:
boss
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Affiliations:
Les Orpheum
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Hobbies and Interests:
Travel, really expensive martinis, Highlander conventions, friends, geeking out, Gibsons. Ancient history, dark rainy European countries, conspiracies, making out.
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Favorite Books:
Charles Baudelaire. Dante Gabriel Rosetti (sigh) Anything that intensifies the goddamn tragedy of this hell on earth.
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Favorite Movies:
Requim For A Dream, Dune, Harold and Maude, Le Femme Nikita, Dark City, The Matrix, High Art, Quadraphenia, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Carny, The little Giril Who Lived Down The Lane
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Favorite Music:
Lucinda, Freshwater Collins, The Parkinsons, The Epoxies, Smash TV, Jeff Buckly, Mellowdrone, Nick Drake, end this week with knives, Miss Kitten, The Faint, Nick Drake, GG Allan and the Jabbers, The Smears, Cheap trick, gg dartray, bowie, Waterboys, The Pogues
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ab Fab, Nikita, anything with swords and inplausible plots, That 70's Show, the simple life, animal planet.
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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Testimonials and Comments for Audra
WE WOULD SHARE EVERYTHING LIKE
SISTERS FROM MAKEUP TO PANTIES
TO SODA TO BOY FRIENDS :)
THIS ONE NIGHT BOTH OF US GOT
DOWN WITH THESE COUPLE OF
ROCKERS WHO PLAYED IN SOME BAND
AT THAT BAR ON 4TH AND NORMANDIE
DAMN DID WE GET CRAZY REMEMBER
THAT GIRL. U CRAZY AUDRA MISS U !!
days of 2004 when we got to live in the
same city. ooo, shall we go live in rome
for a bit? I quite fancy it myself. we
should, it'll be awesome. cool? cool.
all i ever hear
charlie
party down, and she wears the most
fabulous outfits! I want to be just like
her! Sometimes I even pretend I am her
when I'm dancing!
Setting: time is around 8pm on a
overcast Wednesday in June. The
humidity is oppressive. Location: the
patio of a notorious trannie-gay bar in
downtown Buenos Aires. Somewhere
overhead flies a single engine
skywriting plane with a dyspeptic prop,
trailing behind it a toxic plume of
green and brown "ink". Large quantities
of alcohol have been consumed by our two
heroes. The effects are starting to show.
Yours Truly: I think I need to go to the
washroom. I'll be right back.
Audra: Okay, Grama.
YT: Fuck, we've been drinking here since
11 this morning. I can't help it if you
have a colostomy. My bladder is on the
inside and wants to come out.
A: Grama.
YT: Whatever.
A: Grama.
YT: Harpy.
A: Grama.
YT: I bet you could suck-start a Harley.
A: Grama.
YT: Anyone ever tell you that your
underwear goes *under* your clothes?
A: Grama
YT: Did you just eat 15 eggs of Silly Putty?
A: Grama.
And thus "Grama" became henceforth my
&
down school bus home to young boys
and their instruments outside the all
ages venue full mostly of under aged
females bearing their breasts to
whomever will pay attention, i've grown
a full inch and had twins! can you belive
it! well don't. i miss you audra.
So special, in FACT, that she got to
be tied up to my torture bed. What
she thought were adult diapers, were
in fact, marshmallows. Then she got
all hot and it got sticky. She
thought she pooed herself.
ahhh.....the good ol' torture bed.
Good times, good times.
Well, with our (Audra and Myself) new
and improved services, you can now
receive Spanish Pygmies, or for the
finer tastes, Scandanavian Dwarfs.
Now, without all serious since I have
none, Audra is my starving buddy. Our
tummies grumble together, making a
stereo grumbling sound for someone
living around Regina. Tune in for
African American Little People,
available soon!!
of mine......welcome to my friend
circle Audra...