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"me: >
jon: whats that?
me: thats what i wrote to him
jon: ahahha, ok
me: cuz he thought i was just an average..."
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Occupation:
Fashion Designer
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Hobbies and Interests:
paz de la huerta
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About Me:
me: >
jon: whats that?
me: thats what i wrote to him
jon: ahahha, ok
me: cuz he thought i was just an average homo
me: but im not
jon: Till this day, it amazes me how many gay men are insecure and not comfortable being just who they are. So if any of this crap makes sense... and you are slightly intrigued... send me a message ;-)
me: im zac fucking posen
me: i dont have time for normal gay people
jon: . A perfect date for me is walking around the city in jeans and sneakers and not having any game plan in mind. At some point stumbling across some little hidden cozy/romantic restaurant.
me: im too busy hanging out with paz de la huerta
me: ha ha ha
jon: ahahahaahah
me: PAZ DE LA HUERTA I SAID
jon: yo, I met some girl who went to bard who knows her
me: big shit
me: we knew rafa
me: whos a junkie
jon: i know, but it was last weekend, and it seemed coikidental
jon: haha,m is she still?
me: who is therefore way cooler than her faux socialite sister
jon: i think it's funny that her sister's name is a lisp
me: HAHAHA
jon: did you ever know Serena Jones?
me: hoozat
jon: some ho who was friends with rafa and talked shit about me in tenth grade
jon: but i farted in her face at the citizen fish show in the basement of abc, when i was standing on a bench, and her face was level with my ass, and the band was playing loud enough so you couldnt hear anything.....so that's what she gets
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Who I Want to Meet:
Will the fake Zac Posen please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
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about two years. Remember
our "almost" situation by the bathroom
hehehehe. you are the best i swear
a while. we both went to little red and then
he went to st. ann's with a buncha kids i
know and we were reunited when he turned
into a genius, i bought a dress and we hung
out side-stage at a chili peppers show,
except for the fact that i didn't realize it was
him until afterwards when i had to wonder
'who was that dashing young man in the
powder blue polyester suit and why aren't
we best friends?' well now we are. best
friendsters at least. i heart zac. on a similar
note, paz de la huerta went to pre-school
with me. now i see her on west broadway
sometimes and we eye each other up
menacingly as only young, vicious
downtown girls can. keeps me on my toes,
that 'un. paz, move over. zac is mine.
me...please come back!
yourself a testimonial! when are you
coming back home "Zac" huh... i know
you're "gay" and all, but seriously...
us girls miss you're sweet blue-- i
mean brown eyes! holleeeerrrrrrr D
leave you hanging for a few days/weeks
and you may have to leave a few nasty
messages, but hey whatev. handjobs are
the new handshake. thanks zac posen.
with your FALL LINE, but could you please
contact MARIA regarding the
SUPERMODEL ARMY? we've got enemies
to SMITE
and Slander, honey? You WILL be hearing
from my attorney if you keep it up faggot.
xoxo forever,
BT
in the bathroom, on the airplane, LOVE TO DO
IT!
on Page Six!