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Jay Tsukamoto
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Kaneohe, HI
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Jay's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/178385
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Occupation:
Unemployed
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Affiliations:
People who hate people
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What I enjoy doing:
not taking long walks on the beach, sushi, beer, whiskey, sake, shochu, awamori, lockpicking, hacking, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, crime, the history of squinty people, misanthropy, my foot in your ass, getting fat, japanese toys that annoy stoners, muscle atrophy, substance abuse, insomnia, dating women who drink too much, my intricately detailed fantasy life, finding my next ex-girlfriend, canned foods you eat when you're broke, making chili
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Favorite Books:
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
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Favorite Movies:
Swallowtail Butterfly
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Favorite Music:
Angry songs sung by angry people who play their instruments angrily
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
Prepare for disappointment
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Who I Want to Meet:
There's no one I want to meet. Although, there are a lot of people I'd like to unmeet.
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evil. He is elusive and huggable and
likes to blow things up. And even
though he is convinced that i hate
him...well, it's still up for
debate...but i wouldn't be writing a
testimonial would i? and how bout those
squishy cheeks?
expect from a korean that's lost his
way and heritage. unfortunately for
him, he was colonized and brainwashed
into a japanese. he could have been a
cool "kim." he still has those
handsome korean looks, round face, a
little flesh on the cheeks....
jay has mad skills. i don't know this
personally, but i hear he comes with
references!
that jay's got a way with embroidery.
man, there is nothing out there that
guy can't embroider. you want a throw
pillow with some orchids and other
assorted flora on there? he'll take
care of you, dude. you want a sweater
with a pile of dead kittens on the
front? he's on it. hell, he'll even
throw in an embroidery of baby chicks
on the back for good measure. damn,
he's good.
been said. some people say he's generous
and while it's true that he buys when you
go out drinking, i think it's so he can laugh
(and laugh mercilessly) when you are falling
down drunk. i have this friend (who's a guy)
who went drinking with jay and then when
they were loaded, jay said, "hey let's go to a
strip club." good times, right? jay took him to
the nob hill male revue. boo.
hamburger-with-no-meat in Spanish. At
any given time, I know way too much
about Jay's digestive health, his sexual
escapades, and the quantity and type of
substances consumed in the last 24 hour
period. Despite his aversion to the way
white people smell, I like Jay a lot.
way. NO ONE can match his generosity or
self-sacrificing spirit. Pimps have feelings
too, dammit! They're not all chain smokers or
binge drinkers. Nor are they all feeling up big
boobed Korean waitresses with $20 bills. But
they all aspire to. They all want to Be Like Jay.
As do I.