• DJ Kirkbride

      Me and my sister... princesses for a day!

      "There's very little information on me that I'm able to talk about save I love Chipotle burritos. They make me big and..."

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      • Kelly
      • Posted
      • Deej,
        Your my big bubby!! I Love You so much & I can't wait until you come home for Christmas!!
        Love Ya,
        Kelly
      • Beth
      • Posted
      • Babe-

        Figured it was time again to leave you
        yet another testimonial letting you know
        how much I LUVS you and that I am so
        thankful for red lights, escalators, stairs,
        curbs and most of all YOU! I'm all yours.
        Forever.

        Now gimme some of that sweet luvin!

        - Yer Lady :)
      • Posted
      • dj sucks...cause i think i did this
        testimonial thing once before and he
        apparently did not add it. I realize it
        probably wasn't witty...but sometimes
        you need to know non-witty people,
        right? Right? I'm slightly amusing, but I
        guess not witty. sheesh. Have a heart!

        (okay, your really don't suck.)
      • Beth
      • Posted
      • Pocket-

        I love you soooo much. We'll never let
        that lightning fuck with us again!
        Byatch!

        - Medium Chai
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • Like a cold-cock from Rick James, this
        muh'fucka leaves a mark! Can I even
        say "muh'fucka" on here? Like, will
        one of Deej's underaged drinking
        buddies see this, then tell their
        parent's that he's exposing them to
        illicit, subversive things? Oh lord...
        I just said "exposing". This
        testimonial's gone to the dogs, I tell
        ya! The dogs!

        *NOTE*-- As I finished that paragraph
        up above, I had exactly
        666 "characters remaining". That just
        goes to show you how cursed this whole
        setup really is.
      • Dustin
      • Posted
      • DJ's an okay guy, I guess. He's pretty
        pretty funny, creative, and a decent
        writer. He also has a self-esteem level
        that - if it were a temperature - would
        have to be measured in Kelvin, which is
        really why I keep him around. I
        frequently enjoy taking out my
        frustrations on his weak nature, and
        when he's done crying, I make him go
        pick up my dry cleaning. And fried chicken.

        Despite all of this - and the fact that
        he's obviously got a social disease (and
        should also get that weird rash looked
        at) - he's my tried-and-true amigo that
        I'd go to bat for any day, any time. Mad
        props to Deej.
      • Posted
      • I'm writing this on Halloween, just
        before I suit up into the same costume
        I've worn for the past 5 years - Clark
        Kent (Clark-turning-into-Superman,
        actually). I stole the idea from
        D.J. - he was always my idol. Now my
        idol has bird shit on his head. You
        are the coolest, Deej.
      • Beth
      • Posted
      • My brother first told me about "this
        jew who's not a jew, but you should
        have sex with him" DJ a few months
        ago. Then I met him, and was
        overwhelmed by his hottness, even
        though he wasn't really Jewish. And
        when he masturbates and cries at the
        same time, it is soooo romantic and
        just makes me melt. I would love to be
        the one to dry his tears and man gravy
        someday.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • He's a bad (ASS) motherfucking (DJ),
        that's why he walks and talks that
        way. And he's probably the funniest
        kid I know,.. when he's not jerking
        off and crying simultaneously. Wait. I
        mean, ESPECIALLY when he's jerking off
        and crying simultaneously.
      • Milan
      • Posted
      • When they talk about Dr. J on the
        blacktop, they ain't talkin' baout
        Jabaar. They're talkin' 'bout Dr. Jew--
        DJ Kirkbride: best Hebrew basketball
        player I ever seen.
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