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"Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't..."
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Schools (Other):
St. John's Prep '00, Tufts '04
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College/University:
Tufts University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Rockstar/Living Legend
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Affiliations:
14K Triad Hong Kong
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Hobbies and Interests:
Glassing people, avoiding being glassed
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't "had sex with a woman". I don't know "how that works". I guess I don't "fall in line". I'm not "hygenic". I don't "wipe properly". I lack "style". I don't have "charisma" or "self esteem".
I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal". I can't "reach all the parts of my body". Maybe I don't "look the part." I'm not "svelte." I don't "look comfortable on camera." I'm not "gabby." I don't "understand what's going on in the news." I'm not "likeable." I don't "get along with people." When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact." I guess I don't "fit the mold." I don't "wear the latest clothes." or, even ones that don't "reek." I don't "change my underwear." I'm not "buff." I don't have "firm breasts." I don't "exercise." And when I do sweat, I don't "shower." I'm not "spic-and-span." I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs." Maybe I'm not "witty." I have no "charm" or "appeal." I'm not "smart" or even "average." I'm not "polished" or "prepared." I have nothing "interesting to say."
But I guess you'll have to continue reading my profile until you come across someone that doesnt "make babies cry" and doesn't "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle" and doesn't "leave old, dried-up deodorant cakes under their arm for weeks at a time."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Joe Hwang...again.
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him for 4 months (just don't tell the
court clerk.. I am trying to sue him
for a 5th months rent). Anyway, Dave is
the reason I rented an apartment with
the bathroom attatched to the kitchen.
Why was I in the kitchen every time he
was getting out of the shower? You know
why :) Its just too bad he would close
his bedroom door as he got dressed. I'm
gonna miss that guy. For some reason,
Dave never really talked to me. But
still he's a great guy, and as soon as
he gives me the $800 he doesn't owe me,
I'll give him back his guitar.
a good friend Firas was. Its sad how
friendships fall apart like that.
part freakin' Mozambican...and all
class. Whether pumping iron to defend
his title as Strongest Man at Tufts or
rocking it out to Crocodile Rock, the
boy knows how to hold it down and keep
it real (sometimes too real). Pump it
out son. And in the words of a wise
McDonald's employee, "Badahelu?!?!?!?!"
who has tried to hurt himself so badly
in so many ways as David. It's an
inspiration to all of us. I can't
decide that if him still being alive
is proof that there is or isn't a
Higher Being. But thank whoever is or
isn't watching over us all for Dave's
party ethic and motivation to do
anything not school related, which is
a rarity at this hellish piece of
fucking enema shit that is Tufts. So
as lonely as he gets, I always
appreciate him being nearby.