Ashok Iyer

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      "Here's what a palm reader told me about what the future holds for me: 1. I have long life line (which for better or..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        B.S. UCLA '01, M.S. UCLA '04, M.B.A UCLA '09 (Three's a charm!)

      • Occupation:

        Operations Analyst

      • Affiliations:

        ASEI (Engineers a.k.a. "Nerds" of Indian Origin)

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Hockey, Guitar, Singing, Reading, Daydreaming

      • Favorite Books:

        A Fine Balance, 1984, When You Ride Alone You Ride with Bin Laden, Don't Know Much About History Series

      • Favorite Movies:

        Good Will Hunting, American Beauty, Coming To America, Pulp Fiction, Adaptation!!!!

      • Favorite Music:

        Pop, R&B, Classic Rock, Alternative, Grunge, Country and Soft Rock, Van Halen, Van Halen, Van Halen

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Anything but MTV

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Virgo

      • About Me:

        Here's what a palm reader told me about what the future holds for me:

        1. I have long life line (which for better or worse, means I'll live long enough to be in a wheel chair)
        2. I will experience true love in my life (assuming it exists)
        3. I will be married once (hopefully not divorced once also!)
        3. I will be the father of 2 children (hopefully a product of the one marriage)
        4. I will be comfortable, but never rich in my lifetime (hopefully "rich" is over $1 million a year)

        Although amusing, I don't place much significance on these predictions. The lines on one's palm cannot thoroughly predict the events in one's life with any certainty (although I must admit, the prospect of finding "true love" is enticing to me). Things can change in an instant, and I truly believe everyone is the master of their own destiny. Life unfolds based on the decisions that we make, and the actions that we choose to undertake. I've taken the luxury of reading my own palm, and here's what it says:

        1. I will be open minded, and never take anything for granted
        2. I will learn to see value in anything and everything that I encounter
        3. I will give, before I expect to receive
        4. I may not live a life full of years, but I will live years full of life!

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Someone who is down to earth, and doesn't take themselves too seriously. If you are at ease with making a fool out of yourself, enjoying the sight of others who make fools out of themselves, and laughing like a hyiena, es muy bueno!

      Testimonials and Comments for Ashok

      • Namita
      • Posted
      • happy birthday dude--hope it is a great one!
      • seema
      • Posted
      • The first time my car was broken into, Ashok called around and found some good deals for me on car alarms. When my car was broken into again today (different car), Ashok said "consider it a standard expense. I drove off w/the pump stil in my car and owe the gas station $500." Hahahahahaha... thanks for knowing how to cheer me up! :-D
      • Adi
      • Posted
      • "Dukes...Dukes....Dukes....wake up
        dukes.....there's Gau-rees
        everywhere."
      • Dinesh
      • Posted
      • I love you ashok. I miss you.
      • Punit
      • Posted
      • This bastard is the king of all our
        parties in Irvine. Always keepin it
        going and keepin all the girls around
        till 7 or 8am. The boy has mad singing
        skills and the ladies know it. Thats y
        everytime we call this fool up hes
        always at some party surrounded by
        girls. haha! Hes also a bit of a smart
        ass with a political stance so hard
        hitting that you'd better hv your
        boxing gloves on to try and take him
        on. You ladies that are peepin him can
        find him UCLA doing his masters. TTYL,
        kid.
      • Sal
      • Posted
      • Ashok, aka Billy my boy! has been my
        friend since the 4th grade when he came
        to my school as a new student. Back
        then, Billy was a short, dark and fat
        kid. Now, he's tall, slender, and
        still dark (2 out of 3 isn't bad
        Billy). Billy and I have done it all
        twice over. From our close encounters
        of the police kind to sneaking out to
        go TPing, to jacking wine coolers out
        of the fridge when he'd spend the
        night. Ass Hawk is a smart ass mother
        bitch too. We talk about everything
        from religion and quantum physics to
        telling the same joke's over and over
        again (somehow we still laugh our asses
        off). Billy is a true friend for
        life. Rock on Bly. Don't go changing.
      • David
      • Posted
      • Ashok...aka Billy
        He's been one of my closest friends
        throughout my life. More entertaining
        then watching 3 hot sluts having sex,
        the fun never ends with him. From
        getting drunk with this guy in 8th
        grade, to taking trips to mexico when
        we were 16 to get firecrackers only to
        be caught and sent to customs, to
        launching bottle rockets off in the
        desert... we've had some great times. I
        can truly say he's life-long friend.
        Cheers to the great memories ahead of
        us!
      • seema
      • Posted
      • As Amish so delicately points out, Ass-
        hok is kind of a meat-head. Personally,
        I think all the farting, belching, and
        nose-picking is just a facade. Deep
        down, this guy is a brilliant musician
        and an afficionado of world politics...
        he's pretty hot, too. Damn. Why do you
        have to be such a meat-head, ashok??
      • Amish
      • Posted
      • Shoke what can I say this guy is the
        Indian Frat Boy, he is the true Indian
        Stifler....Ask this muthafuka about
        Diarrehea Fries...and you'll laugh your
        ass off!
        -Bhups

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