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"Hmmm... This could be difficult. I really have two
different personalities. Sometimes I'm mellow,
introverted, warm,..."
More about Erik
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Schools:
Arcata High, Attended 1990 - 1993, Class of 1993
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Occupation:
Content Operations Manager
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Hobbies and Interests:
Cooking, food & wine, making cakes, MUSIC, Dancing my arse off, hangin' with my friends, tattoos, travel, swimming, painting and sculpture, whisky, movies, reading, sleeping, pain killers & Xanax (just to relax of course). Smart boys or stupid cute boys (Preferably just the smart ones. And I have a semi-secret video game addiction!
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Favorite Books:
Tales From the City, Naked, The Drifters, Memories of a Geisha, Disco Bloodbath, Flowers In The Attic, She's Come Undone, Gone with the Wind, Color Purple, Tory's, Pet Cemetery, All Anne Rice, The Artist's way, Barefoot Doctor's Guide to the Universe, The World According to Garp, Napkin Notes on the Art of Living, The ABC's of Metaphysics, Davinci Code, Steven King and Dean Koontz novels
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Favorite Movies:
Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Garden State, The Color Purple, Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko, Mulholland Drive, Truth or Dare, American Beauty, Torch Song Trilogy, Terms of Endearment, Pulp Fiction, Happiness, A Clockwork Orange, Showgirls, Party Monster, Female Trouble, Lifetime Network Movies
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Favorite Music:
Madonna, Peter Bjorn & John, Keane, EBTG, The Decemberists, The Postal Service, Coldplay, Hedwig, Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams, Fisherspooner, Massive Attack, Traci Thorn, Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, Peaches, Elliot Smith, Joy Division, The Cure, Bjork, Siouxsie Sioux, Air, Gorillaz, Pixies, Goldfrapp, Scissor Sisters, Depeche Mode, Garden State Soundtrack, Portishead, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Annie Lenox, Mazzy Star, Garbage, The Cardigans and the list goes on and on and........
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Favorite TV Shows:
Strangers with Candy, Simpson's, Six feet Under, Sex in the City, Absolutely Fabulous, Extreme Makeover, Bewitched, Paula's Down Home Cooking, or any cooking show for that matter
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Hmmm... This could be difficult. I really have two
different personalities. Sometimes I'm mellow,
introverted, warm, supportive, understanding and amazingly
insightful. I Like staying home cooking, watching movies &
trash TV and planning my next interior decorating feat.
Other times, I'm sarcastic, acerbic, funny, loud, and as
some may put it "CRAZY". I love going out dancing, seeing
live shows, and whoopin' it up with good old 'Jack
Daniels'. It all depends on what time of day you catch me.
There's a lot more about me at this URL:
http://www.myspace.com/ErikVanOrden
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm always enthusiastic about meeting new people for good times and maybe, just maybe I'm finally warming up to the idea of having a man in my life. But I've got a tall order so don't hold your breath! I'm also looking for anyone who wants to run away with me and travel for the rest of our lives!! Any takers??
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right away you know you want him to
fuck you until your asshole bleeds
affirm that sex with Erik is indeed phenomenal.
But potential activity partners should know that if
you leave bruises on him, he gets all pissy and
snippy. Consider yourself forewarned.
showed up on his door step one year
ago with all my belongings ready to
move in and I've loved him ever
since...and I love that he's always down
to have a night out with me!
erik taught me how to dance back in 1993 before
going out to 'the club'. not only did he teach me
how to swing my hips and give me the world's
greatest tip (not to hold my foot up from the
ground fer too long) he also brought his vast array
of knowledgable knowledge to the homefront with
his wonderful way of folding bath towels. now that
i have learned the true art of towelfolding, i must
re-fold all of the towels that my gurlfrend folds
wrongly, every freakin time. this guy is not only a
great educator, but he's also a sweetheart. when
his high school best friend broke my heart back in
the day, he was able to lend a sweet ear. good
guy. i rate him an a+.
one day he will have more friendsters
than me. Clearly, that is not going
to happen. Erik is cute like
that...he gets his hopes up and he
actually believes his crazy ideas are
based in reality. It's best to just
humor him...watch..."O.K. Erik you're
really getting close to beating me."
(see how happy he is).
vibrating egg after he told my
girlfriend he was attracted to her.
then i found out that he promises
everyone the remote control vibrating
egg. then i didn't feel special
anymore. plus he never gave me one.
other than that though i like erik
plenty.
seen.
Erik has a hot ass. when he walks its
like two lesbians fighting over the
last of the almond butter.
read and Erik has recently lent me the
gay version on Miss Manners,
titled: 'Tory,' probably as
in 'torrid.' Read this book and you
will immediately gain intimate insights
on the way this man conducts himself
through life....Laugh shit off and have
a shot, Mary! No, but really, Erik is
a new friend and a pearl among barrels
of rotten, worm infested apples. He
should really write a book about how to
party and still get to work the next
day. Hee!
much more then I already do. And like
a fine wine he keeps getting more and
more handsome with age.