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      • AnnieLaurie
      • Posted
      • My place or yours? Sincerely, Lyle Lovett.
      • Lilly
      • Posted
      • great danes makes my sorely
        missed in an exaggerated fashion. if
        i were a centimeter tall i'd spend all
        day exploring her locks, and not just
        for the curls either, but more from a
        feverish and sheer desire to get
        closer to that brain...i'd twitter like i
        have a way of doing and she'd get
        annoyed, swipe like hell and then
        forgive me. i'd sleep in that
        wonderful dark mass while she
        paced through the hot sticky night
        swaying to some rhythm or another,
        concocting devilish schemes and
        very dana-esque outfits. when i
        awoke she'd cook us both some
        green eggs and ham and we'd slurp
        coffee unlike victorian tea and go
        hunting for a rusty metal oddbit.
        what a fulfilling pint-sized life i'd
        have...
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Awesome in the morning, born pulling
        the sheets around her like The Empress,
        Dana rising like a constellation. If
        she loves you she will want to give
        everything; she will give you bruises
        and try to heal them, Turkish Delights
        and things she has made, bound in
        leather and thread. She does not come
        to love easily, is impatient and
        irritable, but loyal and honest without
        thinking about it. She often frets but
        seldom pouts, and sometimes rages.
        Certainty is her moral engine: the
        engine in the center of this rare
        planet.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • dana, you are the worst. you never
        accept any of my testimonials. ever!
        what is the stinking problem? i've had
        enough of this shit. i'm never writing
        any testimonial for you evah. if you
        were on trial for assasination i
        wouldn't even tesitfy for you because
        every thing i ever have tried to
        testify about you in the past has been
        tossed down the drains of the world
        wide web. you must secretly hate me. i
        know most people do. its okay. but
        shit, man...
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • grrrrrrrr, yeah dana, grrrrrrrrrrr, you
        look like a pirate... take dana's piece
        of cake and she'll go from happy to
        grrrrrrr, grrrrrrr, and then she'll enact
        revenge in any of a number of nasty
        ways not excluding her terrible
        covert-subversion maneuver but
        mostly involving untold forms of
        piratry. just look at her go grrrrrrr,
        grrrrrrrr... oh blarney.

        maybe i'll call you squint.

        also dana likes to steal things like
        your boiled egg slicer and your
        nobukazu takemura cotton
        longsleeve.
        squint.
        yup yup

      • Victoria
      • Posted
      • this one time dana came over and we made
        blue cheese and pear pancakes. i think there
        were walnuts too. i was a bit nervous but i
        didnt want to tell her. seth was plain freaked
        out. but they worked out unbelievably well.
        after cooking together there and in a hallway
        the size of a steamer trunk (ie small and
        claustrophibic) i would recommend dana as a
        companion in crime anyway. she plays a mean
        game of chinese poker and can always be
        relied upon to have the bruce springsteen or
        bluegrass tape you need. just watch out if a
        cat runs under her bed. shes likely to run
        screaming into yours.
      • Bronwen
      • Posted
      • she's the only dana for me, now gone
        and missed much having left me with
        naught but rhubarb crumble to take her
        place. it's not really an even trade,
        lose her and gain a perishable
        dessert; even if it was a really good
        dessert, it'll never be quite as
        charismatic as dana is. i'll write a
        better testimonial later once my wrist
        heals. good luck on the greyhound
        darlin.

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