Matt Ray

Temple University, Tempe University ROME

metaphorical gravedigger

The Breakfast Club, Democratic Party, Justice Leauge, ACLU, Ladies Who Lunch

history, rollerblading, skiing, travelling, writing, biking, movies, comic books, talking smack, rollercoasters, gellato, 80's sitcoms, busting a move, gentrification, sunglassses, my friend's children, shiny trinkets, architecture, being right, ferrets

Trump: The Art of The Deal, And So It Goes, The Devil Wears Prada, The Velveteen Rabbit, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Fudge, Bitter is the New Black, Nightworld, Disco Bloodbath, Entertainment Weekly, Amazing Adventures of Kavilier & Clay, James & The Giant Peach, Legion of Super-Hero's, Our Bodies/Ourselves

Slaughterhouse 5, Joy Luck Club, Soyent Green, Blair Witch Project, Being John Malkovich, Star Wars Trilogy, Terminator, Donnie Darko, Clueless, Underworld, Legally Blonde, Sin City, Kill Bill Vol 1 &2, Memento, X-Men, Jeepers-Creepers, The Dirty Dozen, The Ring, Capote, Superman, Office Space, Barbarella, Party Monster, Gremlins, The Great Muppet Caper

Deathcab for Cutie, Panic At The Disco, Absolutely Nobody Ever From American Idol, Head Automatica, Deep Dish, Franz Ferdinand, Blondie, NIN, Sasha & Digweed, Postal Service, Victor Calderone, Deborah Cox, GorillaZ, Destiny's Child, Styxx, Scissor Sisters, Bannarama, VIP, Sweathearts, the Killers, Jeff Buckley (RIP), Phantom Planet, Fischerspooner

Arrested Development, OZ, The Simpsons, As The World Turns, Law & Order(s), The Amazing Race, Adult Swim, Facts of Life, Footballer$ Wives, Project Runway, McGlaughlin Group, Seeking Solutions w/ Suzanne

Aquarius

Whenever you catch me with a shit-eating grin on my face...it usually means I was picturing you naked. Just an FYI...

I'm a well-adjusted extroverted Philadelphian. I was born in Lancaster, PA. I was raised Amish till I ran away from home at 13 when my Pappy told me I couldn't marry my cousin Zeke. I spent the next few years travelling with a circus - perfecting my ability to smoke cigarettes with my feet.

Eventually, I got admitted to Temple University on the Lonni Anderson Scholarship for the Visually Unaware.

I love good "bad" television, and I think I need to go to the theater more....But no fucking period pieces...Ugh...No Austen or Shakespeare please...I'm a great story teller, but I also like to listen. As long as the subject is Wolverine, David Beckham or China's growing power in the international community.

I'm captivated by unique people and shiny objects.

I like dancing. Square and folk especially.

Generally, I'm open to just about anybody. I'd like to meet people who have something interesting to tell or show me. I'd like to learn how to sew, so tailors and seamstress are encourage to e-mail me. I also can't spell at all - so people with strong grammar skills are a plus. Less specific, I'm always open to meeting people who share in my interests....or people who have completely different ones and want to introduce me to new avenues. Does that sound desperate ? I really beat that "meet new and different people thing" dead didn't I.......I'll edit that out later.

Fans of 80's sitcoms, Bill Clinton, and booze. I don't think I want to meet people who smell bad, wear a lot of synthetics. Except Rayon, that's hot.