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      • Freedom
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      • Adam, are you doing modeling for one of those stock photo companies? I think these pictures would be in the "Office Fun" book.
      • David
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      • If one were to combine a post global-catastrophe hurricane with the more appealing parts of the tail end of Theodore Roosevelt's career, would historians regard this as a perfect storm of sorts? Would you be describing Adam? Would you say it out loud, even? Would you dare? Better not.
      • See
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      • oh master adam and me get on quite
        well! me and ARTOO decided to insert
        our parts into master luke, and we did it!
        OH ARTOO you slay me, just slay
        me....artoo, make love to me.....
      • Thomas
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      • that last line should read "hawaii
        and tuck everlasting." thanks for
        your patience, adam. it made me
        want to cry.
      • Thomas
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      • so we're clear on this: that tron guy
        is MOST CERTAINLY my sister's
        boyfriend. i didn't see it, but i heard
        that she applied neon glow body
        paint to his front AND back privates.
        yikes is right! adam's love of tron
        and body paint actually came at the
        same time during his younger days
        in the far off islands of hawaii. he
        had tested the waters of "drum
        circle" and "bike gang" but they
        didn't seem to be right. both left him
        feeling slightly unfulfilled. but then
        he met a savage named Ko'watu.
        Ko'watu's family was, how shall i
        put this nicely, not exactly a unified
        front, and his sanctuary, which he
        soon shared with young chapman,
        was his daily viewing of tron
        followed by extended hours in the
        thatched roof shed behind his hut
        where he was attempting to perfect
        his tron body suit. not to belittle his
        relationship with my sister, but
        these early years with Ko'watu in
        the shed were the best of adam's
        life. it was true friendship, the kind
        that only blossoms in hawaii and
      • Freedom
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      • Adam helped set the stage for the
        outrageous table talk that happens when
        my family plays UNO. I mean, he's not
        like specifically, personally responsible
        for it, but that day when we played one
        hand of Rugratz UNO for over an hour,
        that changed our lives. So now, when
        Lucas and i are playing UNO in the
        coffee shops and family restaraunts of
        Charlottesville and the east coast, by-
        standers are scandalized and outraged
        with our trash talking. And do you know
        who originated the line "Take that,
        MOM!" That was Adam. But it was me
        that first said "You are a fool, and you're
        a short 5 year old fool with fluffy cards."
        Adam is a tall twenty something fool,
        and i'm going to take him to UNO school
        next time i see him. And I'm going to
        deal him fluffy cards.
      • Tatsuki
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      • damn/do y'all work for raprod/thought
        his head was gone/but he haunts me on
        and on/like run-DMC/I discovered LL,
        then punched his mama in the grill/just
        for the thrill/i drank a full bottle of
        everclear and took a bottle of
        pills/shit killed me, then I saw the
        light/when weak MC's step up for a
        lyrical fight/it's frightnin, you fools
        scare me/not cause you have words at
        me/but because your so damn wack and
        have the audacity/have you heard of
        2001 the space oddesy/I'm like the
        monolith, you mahfuckas wanna learn
        from me/monkey, smashin a bone to break
        a skull/for your girl, a take a bone
        and tap the jelly roll//bicostal, thats
        what they told me/probed me, and left
        me mentally lonley//but I ressurected,
        like common sense/and now I got sex
        worked out like I'm naughty and my name
        is Treach/padlock around my neck, I
        boxed you with my dick, knocked you out
        cold/and now you ain't got shit.....

        KIT!
      • Andy
      • Posted
      • he's long, strong & bound to get the
        contradiction on
      • Jason
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      • lackadaisical yet lovable. a wonder of
        human engineering. fun to argue with
        about music and movies. we tend to share
        too much information with each other, if
        you know what i mean. hehe.
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • A gentle soul and loyal friend...
        Also folds easily for travel!

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