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Schools (Other):
Stonybrook University. St. John's University. Fordham Law.
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Occupation:
Attorney
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, Clubs/Dancing, Motorcycles (Slow & Loud), Movies (Really Good & REALLY Shitty), Boating/Water Sports, Automobiles, Cooking/Fine Dining, Driving REALLY Fast, Traveling, Skiing, Making $1 Bets . . WITH MYSELF! Ladies With the Senses of Humor !
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Favorite Books:
Growing up Brady - The Barry Williams Story, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Firm (LOUSY flick, but obscenely engaging read), The Great Gatsby (a Masterpiece of American Literature - and SHORT!), Moby Dick (that's right), The DiVinci Code
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Favorite Movies:
Pump up the Volume, Batman ('66 & '89), Star Wars (Eps III - VI), Robocop, Caddyshack, Star Trek, Spinal Tap, Glengarry Glen Ross, Swimfan (You GO Chubby!), Donnie Darko, Waiting For Guffman, About Schmidt, Pulp Fiction, Grease, Saturday Night Fever, True Romance, most of Woody Allen's stuff, 12 Angry Men
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Favorite Music:
Mainly 80's and 90's New Wave - Depeche Mode, Morrissey, Erasure, Yaz, Cure, Siouxsie, Pet Shop Boys, Crowded House, OMD, New Order, Peter Gabriel, U2, Dionne Warwick. Dig the Stone Temple Pilots. Also like the Rolling Stones, John Lennon
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Favorite TV Shows:
Miami Vice, Curb Your Enthusiasm, P and T Bullshit!, Ali G, Howard Stern, The Simpsons, Sex & the City, the Sopranos, Taxi, The Honeymooners, Live at Five, Three's Company, The Cosby Show, INFOMERCIALS, Knight Rider, The Dukes of Hazzard, Seinfeld, Mr. Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Matlock, I'll fix him good!
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Testimonials and Comments for Thomas
This guy has it all going on -- looks, brains, cash, taste and a well-earned attitude. The ladies want him and the men want to be him. We should all pray to be reincarnated as this man!
Besides his obvious wealth ;) he is pretty smart, comes up with random but amusing jokes, is quite charming and Jessica said he looks like Orlando Bloom... that say's it all!
He say's I owe him dinner - but he's just a liar!!! But a fun liar to be around. He's currently single - and just won the title of "The most eligible bachelor" in Forest Hills... so for all the women interested - go get him!
Ladies, if you haven't had the chance to yet, try to become Tommy's intern. There's nothing like it.
so yea, me clepto?......wow....hahaha....
to call him) is strange potatoes, which is
totally not a jab at his oft neglected Irish
side, but is just plain fact. You know
those scared straight programs that are
supposed to inspire juvenile delinquents
to reform their lives? Well I think all
screwball lawyers-in-training should
meet Thomas so they can see first-hand
that there is hope for them yet. He is
Tucas Powers--the 80s version of Austin
Powers. Tucas is unnaturally obsessed
with Miami Vice and Depeche Mode,
unashamedly dons high-top sneakers,
and audaciously claims to be Larry
Dallas from Three's Company when he's
bored being Anakin Skywalker. He also
considers himself to be shagadelic, but
as Foxy Cleopatra eluded Austin, Sheila
Apollonia subjects Tucas to the same
fate. And no, folks, he doesn't get his
name from scoring tucas, but from
saying things like, "I'm like a Milano
cookie--White on the outside, but Black
on the inside...where it counts." (tucas
= "ass"
hundred years ago... Ladies, he is a
gem! Not only is he the hottest attorney
in Manhattan, he is the funniest. The last
date we had, he went into Tens and left
me on 21st Street... FOR TWO HOURS.
knows, somehow, a little bit about
EVERYTHING! He's very wacky, very
cool, and very smaht... ladies, he's a
real sweetie :)
barrister,then youv'e come to the right
place.Thomas is the go to guy when you
need things done right!No cash no
problem!Payment plans accepted!