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"I'm shallow and insecure and looking for people to
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More About Laura
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College/University:
University of Arizona, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Co-Host
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Hobbies and Interests:
Need to Find Some
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Favorite Books:
Barrel Fever, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Men Are From Mars Women Are from Venus, Why Do I Itch?, The Holy Buy Bull
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Favorite Movies:
Xanadu, Flirting With Disaster, Swimming with Sharks, Waiting for Guffman, Defending Your Life, Death and the Maiden, Buffalo 66
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Favorite Music:
Soundtrack to the film Kangaroo Jack, Ms. Elliot, The Beetles, Jana Jackson, Snip Doggy Dogg, Mister P., Ornate Coleman, Busey Smith, Edna Piaf, Miles David
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Larry Sanders Show, 6 Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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About Me:
I'm shallow and insecure and looking for people to
validate
me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Each and every one of the 307,757 people in my personal
network. I will not rest until I've emailed each one.
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Testimonials and Comments for Laura
being Laura's pet homosexual.
at the head of the line for
everything. For such a beautiful girl,
she still seems impish.
subtle rythm that disarms then abuses
your mind blah, blah, blah. I thought
that Laura was just another super-cool
person who would make life a little bit
more interesting. Then I discovered
she was a REAL LIVE MINOR CELEBRITY.
Barely literate men discuss her feet on
the internet. Laura is everything I
respect about modern american
capitalism. And she is not jewish.
is Smart. Laura and I went to Bowling
for Columbine together, and then snuck
into another movie together. Not many
people do that, especially girls. An
amazing talent, and my only friend to
be on Comedy Central. I'm now debating
that I put "hot" first, but I don't
believe in editing. Simply "The Dish".
I miss performing with her, and I miss
hanging out with her, but she has a tv
show and I don't.
not a scientologist, but I think all
you have to do is look at the facts to
know that she is.
#1. She has pictures of L. Ron Hubbard
all over her locker.
#2. She just LOVES Tom Cruise and Kelly
Preston and John Travolta.
#3. She recently was voted the
President of Scientology.
If that doesn't scream, "I'm a
scientologist!"...what does?
Laura...with all of your connections,
could you get me a job?
since '01, and she never ceases to
amaze me. You'd think that she would
get tired of being on a tv show and
constantly succeeding in the world of
stand-up comedy, but NO, she just
keeps on going. I guess she's one of
those people who thinks that success
in life is measured by how successful
you are. Well I say enough is
enough! Settle for mediocrity,
Laura! SETTLE!!!
my last statement. Here's another one, "Laura
is radtastically, quasimatically,
awesome!"
she was actually working.lol...Wow.Was I
high or just having a vision?lol. Always
distinguishing herself. Laura is super bright.
Super smart. easy going. Funny. That kind of
dry desert humour that only the brave can
do and do well? Totally in charge of her
destiny and effin' beautiful no matter what
time of day or night. I mean physically
perfect. I kid you not. I should know I'm here
ex-roomie. I have all her secrets
mohhahhaaahhh. Actually there are none.
laura is a open book.And I'm her biggest fan.
...She's easy.