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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Feb 2003
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Hometown:
Phiadelphia
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Joe's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/17917
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Other education:
Penn State Undergrad, West Chester University Masters in Finance
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Occupation:
Senior Financial Analyst
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Affiliations:
Alumni Delta Sigma Phi Fraternity, Skinny Bitches Of The World (President & CFO)
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What I enjoy doing:
Real-Estate, Working Out, Theatre
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Favorite Books:
Intensity, Friends and Lovers
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Favorite Movies:
Valley of the Dolls
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Favorite Music:
Bluegrass, Classical, Barber Shop Quartets
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Favorite TV Shows:
One Tree Hill, Everwood, The Nanny
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About Me:
I think it is atrocious to talk about yourself. So vapid. I prefer to let others judge me, critique me, and beg to be around me. Face it Philly - your lucky to have me! First - look at my svelte figure. YeOh! And my mind -dude I am witty, edgy, funny, and quick. I can balance a spreadsheet, organize a kegger, and give 40 people compliments and kisses all at the same time. My IQ is at least 5 times my waist size -- (which is a 28 you nosey heffer). Finally - I am a wonderful person. Great son, superb boyfriend, excellent lover (keep ur hands to ur self u slut), fabu boss, and most of all - the most sought after friend in the metro-sexual community.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Everyone! I love to love ! If your super spectacular -- drop me a line, we'll grab a nosh!
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BEEN THROUGH IT. The good, the bad,
the very ugly, and most of all, the
very beautiful! That's why we're
family. Joey is so lovable and
handsome that you forget about the
fact that he's late for anything and
everything, even when it's really
important! He's got all grounds
covered...the looks, the brains, huge
heart- if only he could keep up with
me on the dance floor! I love you
forever! XO
1 Stick of Irish
2 Tablespoons German
3 Cups of Penn State
1 Bushel of frat life (optional)
Mix into one bowl, stir briskly. Then
add a dash of buisness sense, a cup of
real estate savy, and teaspoon of
homosexuality.
In a seperate pot, boil together a
pound of humor, 2 grams of loyalty, 7
tablespoons of generosity, and 4 cups
of understanding.
Add all ingredients into a dollar store
pie pan.
Bake at 350 degrees for six hours.
Remove crusty edges then ice with a
combination of Rehobeth beach, New York
City, and Oil of Olay. Let cool
Serve chilled with red wine only.
Only take small portions, can cause
heartburn.