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"dirty dirty representin/ shut your mouth
i ain't shitin'/ i'm fi'n to show y'all
you don't gotta play b-ball
to be a..."
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Schools (Other):
hard knocks biatch
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Occupation:
actor, gymnastic instructor, robot rehab
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Hobbies and Interests:
snorting pixie dust, then painting, drawing, writing, designing and building clothes, music, dance, rollerderby
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Favorite Books:
actual air, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, as i lay dying, and my number one is: offfice haiku by mr. ian mckinnon
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Favorite Movies:
midnight cowboy, lost in translation, lawn dogs, box of moonlight, microcosmos, me you and everyone we know, piss hat
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Favorite Music:
joanna newsome, special d, astronautilus, charlie day, outkast, fruit bats, goldfrapp(live), thelonius monk
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Favorite TV Shows:
ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, home makeover shows
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About Me:
dirty dirty representin/ shut your mouth
i ain't shitin'/ i'm fi'n to show y'all
you don't gotta play b-ball
to be a playa -call me lata
you'll see me in my white suv-
i ain't give a damn about gas wars, sucka
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Who I Want to Meet:
you
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thought i had met the woman of my
dreams, then i remembered i was gay.
aint life funny that way. I still dream
of her, every night, clutching my
pillow, sweating........ hmmm. Anyhoo...
so, yeah.
fucks it up regardless of time zone cuz she
rocks 24-7-12-365. no shit!
mistresses in MANDINGO that
narrow their eyes in a really sadistic
fashion while the slaves are getting
horsewhipped, then throws her head
back to snicker diabolically. Only
much cuter, with freckles.
I think yo' ass be mah mama. What a
ripoff. Thank yo' ass 4 bringin' me
into
dis world. Sheeeiit. I've heard some
lot o' wonderful shit about da damn
factory, an' how yo' ass carried me in
yo' womb while trainin' 4 da rhythmic
gymnastics spectaculah'. Step up. Dat
gots'ta have been tru-ly difficult.
Homie don't play dat. I is sorry yo'
ass had t' go through all dat. Anyway,
thanks. Where's dad?
tutu or on acid.
Oh the bulrry nights we spent seducing
friends or taking baths together. One
time we went to Boquillas and we
smoked an ounce in four days and took
mushooms and bought payote in Mexico
and we stuck it up a dead man's ass
and the corpse danced.
Although more distant now, ME
continues to inspire me with her
rappin', and her paintings and her
creative clothing....everything!!!
We sailed the lake of fire together on
The Discount Cruise to Hell.
rehab...and by "rehab" I mean
"florida" ...and by "mary elizabeth" i
mean "sunshine and rent free
living"...so wait...what were we talking
about? oh yeah...disc golf...so
anyway, I was banned from the game
of disc golf forever because I kept
beating up hippies. now I mostly do
oxycotin...so I got that going for me."