• Kirsten Zinser

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      "I am a complete ass. I drank champagne every tuesday.... and then I went broke. I listened to npr for three hours every..."

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      • Jill
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      • Kirsten is the queen of kareoke. NO
        one you know can hold an audience in
        the palm of their hands like Kirsten
        can. All while singing The Boss.
      • Gillian
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      • Kirsten is like a video of a plastic
        bag floating in the breeze...the most
        beautiful thing I have ever seen and it
        makes my heart hurt (cue American
        Beauty ponderous music).
      • Betsy
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      • keersstin eees mhyyyeee frrieeeendd (
        pronounced in an Egor/Frankenstein/
        Quasimoto tone of voice ). we are both
        taurus girls who like our beer and our
        snacks. most of the time i run into her at the
        horseshoe pub in westport...out of those
        times, most of the time she can be found on
        top of the bar doing a "coyote ugly"
        interpritive dance whilst vince looks on
        approvingly. i'm hoping that one day she'll
        teach me some of her moves.
      • Jasmine
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      • Kir a rare breed of superhero and
        scientific genius. Her contributions
        to both capes, tights and Scientific
        American Magazine are well known in
        both the superhero and science
        communities. I know, because she told
        me. I believe her because she is blood
        and blood never lies. Plus, she's
        really fierce and I'm rather afraid of
        her. She beat me up OK? God, why
        don't you people just leave me alone?
      • Matt
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      • A failed mime, Kirsten became a
        celebrated science fiction author under
        the pseudonym, Ray Bradbury. Her most
        personal work, "Gay Flight Attendants
        of Venus," has been locked in a safe
        deposit box on the strict orders to be
        published only after her death. Those
        who've read it declare it to be
        irrelevant garbage. In addition to
        coining the term "door," she also
        invented onions, SARS, and Portugal.
        Her name spelled backwards is complete
        gibberish. She is my friend.
      • Jeff
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      • I thought I did this already.

        Apparently, I thought wrong.

        Kirsten is PEERLESS. And by peerless I
        mean the following: 1. The organizer
        of eternal possery. 2. Thinks about
        Twizzlers when driving. 3. Can spout
        Phil Collins lyrics like a
        motherfucker. 4. Gets in enough car
        chases that she needs a car-chase music
        mix CD.
      • Vince
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      • What can I say that her picture
        doesn't? Yes, those are her real
        sunglasses. Yes, she has to wear them
        to keep crowds from gathering around
        her when in public. Yes, she will beat
        you in Scrabble and drink you under the
        table if Champaign is involved.
        Kirsten is a top-notch chick if I ever
        met one.
      • Neva
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      • Kirsten is the best damn bank robber
        I've ever met. She also is quite
        accomplished at weaving baskets out of
        lettuce and telling me that I was
        adopted from Russian gypsies. Love the
        Kirtimes!
      • Doug
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      • When not off in a foreign land
        pioneering innovative uses for granola
        and Twinkies Kirsten can always be
        counted upon for a good hearty guffaw.
        Perhaps it was her years at Mrs.
        Arglebargle's School For Aspiring
        Hobo's that initially instilled her joy
        for stand-up comedy. Although, now that
        I consider it further it was more
        likely the day she was repeatedly
        struck by the same metallic blue 1977
        Firebird (driven by Mad Willy The Apple
        Farmer) and was forced to languish in a
        Lebanese triage ward for months where
        her love of comedy truly sprouted.
        However, despite her sizeable
        experience as a world traveler she
        still counts the McDonald's located in
        the basement of the Pentagon as her
        favorite eatery. This clearly
        demonstrates her patriotism (as well as
        her affinity for crispy apple treats).
        All who know her are better for the
        experience and not the least bit
        silly.
      • Elizabeth
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      • Kir is top dawg. A real champion. She
        is one of the smartest girls i know.
        Love her.
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