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Testimonials and Comments for Kirsten
one you know can hold an audience in
the palm of their hands like Kirsten
can. All while singing The Boss.
bag floating in the breeze...the most
beautiful thing I have ever seen and it
makes my heart hurt (cue American
Beauty ponderous music).
pronounced in an Egor/Frankenstein/
Quasimoto tone of voice ). we are both
taurus girls who like our beer and our
snacks. most of the time i run into her at the
horseshoe pub in westport...out of those
times, most of the time she can be found on
top of the bar doing a "coyote ugly"
interpritive dance whilst vince looks on
approvingly. i'm hoping that one day she'll
teach me some of her moves.
scientific genius. Her contributions
to both capes, tights and Scientific
American Magazine are well known in
both the superhero and science
communities. I know, because she told
me. I believe her because she is blood
and blood never lies. Plus, she's
really fierce and I'm rather afraid of
her. She beat me up OK? God, why
don't you people just leave me alone?
celebrated science fiction author under
the pseudonym, Ray Bradbury. Her most
personal work, "Gay Flight Attendants
of Venus," has been locked in a safe
deposit box on the strict orders to be
published only after her death. Those
who've read it declare it to be
irrelevant garbage. In addition to
coining the term "door," she also
invented onions, SARS, and Portugal.
Her name spelled backwards is complete
gibberish. She is my friend.
Apparently, I thought wrong.
Kirsten is PEERLESS. And by peerless I
mean the following: 1. The organizer
of eternal possery. 2. Thinks about
Twizzlers when driving. 3. Can spout
Phil Collins lyrics like a
motherfucker. 4. Gets in enough car
chases that she needs a car-chase music
mix CD.
doesn't? Yes, those are her real
sunglasses. Yes, she has to wear them
to keep crowds from gathering around
her when in public. Yes, she will beat
you in Scrabble and drink you under the
table if Champaign is involved.
Kirsten is a top-notch chick if I ever
met one.
I've ever met. She also is quite
accomplished at weaving baskets out of
lettuce and telling me that I was
adopted from Russian gypsies. Love the
Kirtimes!
pioneering innovative uses for granola
and Twinkies Kirsten can always be
counted upon for a good hearty guffaw.
Perhaps it was her years at Mrs.
Arglebargle's School For Aspiring
Hobo's that initially instilled her joy
for stand-up comedy. Although, now that
I consider it further it was more
likely the day she was repeatedly
struck by the same metallic blue 1977
Firebird (driven by Mad Willy The Apple
Farmer) and was forced to languish in a
Lebanese triage ward for months where
her love of comedy truly sprouted.
However, despite her sizeable
experience as a world traveler she
still counts the McDonald's located in
the basement of the Pentagon as her
favorite eatery. This clearly
demonstrates her patriotism (as well as
her affinity for crispy apple treats).
All who know her are better for the
experience and not the least bit
silly.
is one of the smartest girls i know.
Love her.