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with the girls
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"send me an aim: eatbrownacid
I live and work in Seattle and love my friends. I like going to rad places to go swimming..."
More about Edward
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Schools (Other):
the derryfield school, dixon college, C & B, FSU
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Occupation:
marketing/biz dev
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Affiliations:
the masons, skull & bones, Lambda Sigma Delta, IMF, World Bank, Americorps, City Year, World Trade Organizaion, versace
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Hobbies and Interests:
problems that never existed, frogs lyrics, taking it easy and knowing a lot about stuff that helps you out in random cities
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Favorite Books:
American Psycho, Manhattan Loverboy, The Fuck Up, The Dirt, Candy, Anything Steinbeck, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Don Quixote, Death in Venice, Beauty Queen
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Favorite Movies:
Encino Man, In The Army Now, Bio-dome, Son in Law, Teen Witch. Fucking Jury Duty.
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Favorite Music:
frogs, can, ween, loretta lynn, slayer, refused, heatmiser, frogs, cursive, mcd
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle, Ali G, Leslie Miller's Final Newscasts
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
send me an aim: eatbrownacid
I live and work in Seattle and love my friends. I like going to rad places to go swimming and try to keep on the road a lot.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are good swimmers and risk takers and like baby animals like puppies, chicks, kittens, and ponies. Oh and seals, and minows, and tadpoles, and baby racoons, and stealing medecine from old people, and finding dive bars in cities you never thought you'd ever ever go to when you were looking at the maps on the wall in elementary school.
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It's like walkin' bare foot over broken
glass.
Like, jumpin' rope on a razor blade--
all lightnin' quick, decisions are made.
Eddie's my 1989-type Dolomite.
it looks to me like you were on it a couple
days ago....
p.s. you are kind of cool.
eatbrownacid: amy dials smells like
ranch dressing
eatbrownacid: since she cant afford
shampoo
eatbrownacid: and steals free ranch
dressing from Linda's
eatbrownacid: in your tortilla bed,
you dont have a pillow since pillows
cost too much money
eatbrownacid: but you do have a
plastic bag that someone filled with
beer and ice, so you use that as a
pillow
eatbrownacid: which is where you got
the nickname icebeer head
AmyDials: HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
AmyDials: OH MY GOD
eatbrownacid: and best of all
eatbrownacid: this shit is true
eatbrownacid: VERDAD, BITCH, VERDAD
eatbrownacid is idle at 4:17:01 PM.
remember the title of that later one
they did, which wasn't that popular--
Zaggin 4 Life? If one reverses the
order of the characters in the
fictitious word "Zaggin," while keeping
the "4 Life" part essentially the same,
one discovers a nice little phrase. And
it describes the tender relationship
that only Eddie and I can know.
603 4 Life, Fukkktards!
seen... Have you ever seen him drink a
forty? Watch out ladies....
place I'd order 500 Edwards and a large
coke. We only have one, though, and I
have his beer.
hair? I do. If you grew some, I'd be
forced to make out with you. Oh wait,
you can't! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
our 'hunting' trips outside Boise, all
fu*ked up on coors and glass when, out
of nowhere this huge buck leaps out of
the bush, like maybe 20 yards out. With
out even looking Ed's like BANG! and he
pulls this crazy-ass hip shot off! Wow!
So we go over to the buck and it's a
dude! So I was all like freaking out
cause of skinwalkers and sh*t, but Ed
was like dude this guy's totally dead.
I don't know how we made it back to
Seattle, but I remember having
breakfast at Dennys in like North Bend
or something...I think I had a eggs and
sausage.
even after I did not let him in my
Halloween party he still buys me a
drink when we are out. The reason why
he was not let in was he was wearing a
suit....now why would I not let him in?
I guess I should have used my judgement
more on the slutty french maids and let
Edward in! Thank God those New
Hampshire kid's don't hold a grudge!
xoxo
S
bar night is like tag and he's base.
P.S. I never saw your wang on sex & the
city night!