AXL ROSE ROSE

Music Artist

Bumfuck, Guns 'N' Roses

SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK 'N' ROLL

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, Angels & Demons by Dan Brown, Collapse by Jared Diamond, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, The World Is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman

Breakin' All the Rules, Little Nicky, Natural Born Killers, The Passion of the Christ, Taking Lives, The Wedding Singer

Nazareth, Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy, Michael Monroe, Elton John, Jim Morrison

Beavis and Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, The Tom Green Show, Wildboyz, Rock Line

I have been arrested over 30 times for various offenses, majority for drunk and disorderly, and assault charges. I'm very sensitive and emotional and things upset me and make me feel like not functioning or dealing with people... I went to a clinic thinking it would help my moods. The only thing I did was to take one 500 question test - ya know, filling in the lit tle black dots. All of a sudden I'm diagnosed manic depressive. 'Let's put Axl on medication.' Well, the medication doesn't help me deal with the stress. The only think it does is keep people off my back. Well, as you can see, being a fucking psycho basket-case like me does have it's advantages. In some ways I hate the way I was raised... the lack for supporting anything I was into or good at. But in a way, I can't hate it because this sense of drive... this mission to do something with my life. Sometimes there's these girls backstage going 'I love you'. I feel like telling them, 'Honey, if you knew me, you would hate my fucking guts.' People say how wrong it was to doing drugs. Mabye they were the only tools I could find then... I remember when I was in junior high and they talked about finding a goal - 'Yeah, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that' - all just trying to impress the teacher to get a grade. If they get a good grade, they get an allowance. I was like, "No. I wanna be in a band and I wanna do [great things]. So I got an F for thinking grandiose thoughts. I don't want to go solo, but there are areas I'd like to explore - maybe movies - where I might not be able to stay in the band to do it. When I was in school there were all these stereotypes. If you liked The Rolling Stones you were a faggot because of the time Mick Jagger kissed Keith Richards on Saturday Night Live. If you like the Grateful Dead you were a hippie. If you like the Sex Pistols you were a punker. I guess that would make me a faggot hippie punk rocker.

People have an anagram for oral sex; have sex as often as possible;
practicing safe sex. Practice makes perfect. I don't know if she gets perfect. But she can get a lot better. Just she keeps practicing.

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