Derek

entertainment

writing, comedy, activism, bicycling, music, brewing beer

1984, Breakfast of Champions, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy

Brazil, The Lord of the Rings, Dr. Strangelove, The Big Lebowski, Gandhi

Radiohead, Miles Davis, P.J. Harvey, Meat Puppets, Cowboy Junkies

The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monty Python's Flying Circus, C-SPAN

I am a writer, comedian, political activist, rabblerouser,
prankster, passionate fool and hopeless romantic. I
have been in L.A. for seven years, but I left my soul
somewhere in the Arizona desert for safe keeping. I'm
often described as gregarious, but I'm really not a big
social butterfly. Given the choice between a wild night
on the town and a quiet night at home with a special
gal, I'll take the quiet night every time -- though
combining the two might work. I am
sincere, I have a big heart, and I seem to have the
curse of the "nice guy" ... you know what that is, right?
Well then, please save me.

I'm looking for an intelligent woman with a big heart.
She needs to be capable of genuine sympathy for her
fellow human beings. Ethical egoists need not apply;
altruists, however are strongly encouraged, as are
revolutionary women in the general sense. Looks are
not all that important, but I won't lie and say they don't
matter either; they do, just not as much as heart and
mind. A build like mine, i.e. reasonably fit, will be just
fine I'm sure. Oh, and one other thing: a sense of
humor is essential. If you don't like goofing around, you
won't like me.