Maia McCoy

I show up there occasionally at 9AM to babble incoherently with a cup of coffee glued to my hand.

Greta Garbo

S.C.U.M.!!!

(un)documented (im/ex)pression, androgyny, thrifting, '60s Guilds, Sasha kitty, Molly-Ringwalding, dimly lit bars, the smell of libraries, vintage aprons, Stoli, drugstores w/ hardwood floors, NY Cares, dancing in me knickers, eyeliner, pugs, coffee!!!!

anything: Woolf, Plath, Welsh, Didion, Vonnegut, Capote, Hurston, TS Eliot, Rilke, Sexton, Hellman, Eugene O'Neill, Chodorow, Marjorie Garber, Graham Greene, Oscar Wilde, F. Scott, Valerie Solanas, John Sanford, hardbound dictionaries weighing over 20lbs

anything Brat Pack, eighties dance movies, Intermission and anything Irish Film Board, Goodbye Lenin, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, John&Joan Cusack movies, anything Wes Anderson, Best in Show, Harold and Maude, Post Coitum

Luna, M83, Antony & the Johnsons, Magnetic Fields, Okkervil River, Blonde Redhead, Calla, Arab Strap, Slumber Party, Slowdive, Smiths, Interpol, Mum, Ani, Cure, Bob Dylan, Otis, Francoise Hardy, Bowie, Cat Power, Elliott Smith, Ryan Adams, Broadcast

prescription drug commercials with people running merrily in fields with puppy dogs or hugging their spouse while a narrator warns of 4 hr long erections, dry mouth, nausea, and the runs

I feel like my soul is worn down, standing around in an airport somewhere, smoking outside in the cold and then sleeping slumped over in one of those connected chairs, seventies decor, in a purgatory of layovers.

people who enjoy Bunburying, fellow rolling stones, people who have websites devoted to their pet hamsters, disgruntled fluffy kitty cats, ugly girls that don't make graves, histrionic homosexual men, the Nick to my Nora, SCUM, dandies, artists, intellectuals, lushes, and born-again hedonists. Combinations of any attributes listed a plus; Ted Bundys, cheating musicians, and guidos need not apply.