I've just got a couple of questions
for you man...
1. Why is there Bud Light dripping
from the ceiling?
2. Why is there a potato in the can
crusher?
3. Why is Chris making out with
Brandon in the kitchen?
Ladies, if you don't have sex with
Jeremy, he'll bring it up over and over
again for years, eventually concocting
a story about how if you'd have taken
him home to your bed, he'd never have
hurt himself and required surgery. I
don't know...maybe he doesn't do that
to all the ladies, but he definitely
does it to me. Not that I mind, mind
you. It actually makes me feel kinda
warm in my girl parts every time he
brings it up. Oh-and when you're not
paying attention, Jeremy's probably
taking digital pictures of your tits.
Consider yourselves warned.
girls-don't trust this guy-he'll tell you
he loves you and will call you
sweetheart-don't believe it-it's all lies,
lies-you broke me heart you
spineless chump.
stop start..I know you do it too...
for you man...
1. Why is there Bud Light dripping
from the ceiling?
2. Why is there a potato in the can
crusher?
3. Why is Chris making out with
Brandon in the kitchen?
Rules. And so does affirmative action.
What about that one band? I think they
were called Jiffy Boy? Man, dude.
made out with this big fat chump.
Jeremy, he'll bring it up over and over
again for years, eventually concocting
a story about how if you'd have taken
him home to your bed, he'd never have
hurt himself and required surgery. I
don't know...maybe he doesn't do that
to all the ladies, but he definitely
does it to me. Not that I mind, mind
you. It actually makes me feel kinda
warm in my girl parts every time he
brings it up. Oh-and when you're not
paying attention, Jeremy's probably
taking digital pictures of your tits.
Consider yourselves warned.
he loves you and will call you
sweetheart-don't believe it-it's all lies,
lies-you broke me heart you
spineless chump.
don't know what you heard about
jeremeee,
but he's a motherfuckin
C.H.U.M.P.
whatchoo talkin bout yo grips,
maing?