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The proudest moment of my career.
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"Just an average, laid back guy next door who spends a lot of time working. Never really have a chance to meet anyone,..."
More about Billy
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More About Billy
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Schools (Other):
Central Union High School -
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Occupation:
Writer Director Producer
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Hobbies and Interests:
LIKES: Film, Travel, Art, Outdoor Activities, Music. George and Weezie my cats...and Gibby my dog....DISLIKES: People with DJ headphones on in their friendster pic.
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Maurice Sendak, David Sedaris, Joesph Cambell, Exenne Cervenka, Hunter S Thompson, Lewis Carrol, Edgar Allen Poe, Where the Wild Things Are, Anyone's autobiography
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Favorite Movies:
Young Frankenstein, Sorcerer, The Ice Storm, Bound, The Innocence, Thin Blue Line, American Movie, Alien, Donny Darko, Goonies, The Exorcist, What's up Doc, To Die For, Jaws, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Posieden Adventure, Anything by Christopher Guest
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Favorite Music:
Hard Rock, to film soundtracks to classical, pretty diverse when it comes to music...I'm cool like that. X rules Maybe Gibby Haines if Ive been drinking...but most of all HELLO AND WELCOME TO LOWES..SIT BACK ENJOY THE SHOW that song brings out the Vegas in me
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Favorite TV Shows:
Galavision, Anything on Discovery, Anything on Travel Channel, Sid and Marty Kroft, Scooby Doo, Monster Garage, Voltron, The news, NFL, Lakers, The Biography Channel...Shark week..isnt every week....
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About Me:
Just an average, laid back guy next door who spends a lot of time working. Never really have a chance to meet anyone, friends or otherwise due to the fact that I am busy most days with few days off. Would love hang out with someone if even only causually. I am a professional...or so some say...was a writer for the National Lampoon for six years, was an actor when I was younger, produced and wrote television at Fox and have been working as a televsion, commercial and feature film director for the past seven years. MADHOUSE now on sale from Lakshore/Lion's Gate Ent.! Also have a new flick coming out in Oct. entitled Furnace.
PS I guess Im also a shameless self promoter and equally bad speler.
Have recently come to the conclusion that I finally hit the finish line and made it...only to find that nothing is really different or any better. I'm still the stupid dope I always was. I've been around the world three times, lived in Italy, Paris, spent time in Africa, Madrid, Romania, I've done everything I ever set out to do, everything except stop and have a personal life. So as silly as signing up for this thing seems...and I am to lame to do my space - here I am. boo-hoo... I'm signing up before it quickly becomes uncool.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cool and laid back friends with a sense of humor. Anyone who can deal with the fact that I am typically on a coffee jones. On the dating front, someone who is honest and masculine...and who stays masculine after the second or third date...is
understanding of a hetic, often unforgiving and sometimes changing schedule. A person who doesnt wonder why I could care less about Cher even though I saw her in concert or can manage a crew of 100, yet still seem to always have two different colored socks on and can never find my keys. In writing this, I just realized this person doesn't
exist...I guess I should just go whack off and die.
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Testimonials and Comments for Billy
friends with little ole me: whose great
rack and home-spun wisdom attracts the
'mos like no other.
want to be around. He is very good to
his friends, and has an incredible joy
for living life to it's fullest, and it
radiates. (He might not even realize
this) Best of all, Billy makes me
laugh, Billy makes me laugh, Billy
makes me laugh!
genius in disguise,he's the funniest
guy in town(that's why I keep him
around). No matter what kind of day
you're having, Billy will ALWAYS put a
smile on your face.
RECOGNIZE SPIELBERG!!!
lifetime...you meet someone like Billy.
I was lucky enough to have been
introduced to this fucking brilliant
madman on the night of his high school
graduation -- by, of all people, my
darling ex-husband. Now, all these
years later, that husband is gone, but
Billy is still my best friend...and
will be until we are first old -- with
baggy elbows, denture odor, and Michu
faces -- sitting on the front porch
together, drinking lukewarm water from
fat little glasses and methodically
picking lint from off the crocheted
multi-colored afghans that cover our
laps...and then eventually dead and
rotting and stinking in the earth --
joining Hitler, Annalee Barber, Lupe
Reina Gonzalez, and Dick Naugle for a
JackalFest in Hell. Billy is the most
extraordinary, the most hilarious, the
most generous, the most insightful, the
most fun, the most cranky, the most
brilliant, the most loving, the most
charismatic, the most ALL-talent, the
most grateful, the most gracious, and
the most fearless person I have ever
had the privilege of knowing. Nothing
stops him -- except perhaps a grilled
chicken burrito from Del Taco. Okay,
and a dirty martini from Revolver
during Passover, but THAT'S IT. The boy
who is wise enough and lucky enough to
snatch this treasure from off the
market shall have a most fortunate
life, indeed -- filled with love,
friendship, support, kindness,
generosity, art, adventure, travel,
belly laughter, fascinating people,
cozy surroundings, wild orgiastic
people-dancing-in-cages bacchanalia-
like parties of biblical proportions,
monkeyfaces, and...oh, did I mention
love?
stitches...and his knowledge of scary
movies is only surpassed by his
generosity. He also throw parties that
are LEGENDARY...as in Fall of Rome
Legendary!!!!