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Shawn Hollenbach

Male, 28, Single, New York, NYMore

See Closet Cases on Saturday at 9:30p in NYC. We're Time Out NY's Critics' Pick!08/13/2008

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ella
Posted
hi baby!!!
ur cute!!!

Christopher
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Okay, so this guy is sooo freakin cool its not even funny. He is cute, sexy, intellegent and all around a great guy....I haven't know him for long, but the time we hve shared has been great. He is one of those people you meet who truly are geuine, and never try to fit into any category. He is terrific....!

Adolpho
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If I could give a "Bestest Friend of the Last 5 Years" award to someone - hands down it's Shawn Hollenbach. Shawn is one of those unique people who inspire and entertain. He is one of the best listeners ever (and anyone who has talked to me for more than 5 minutes knows that's no easy feat). He is always there when you need someone to help you move apartments, or scan your friendster (and Gay.com) pics, or even lets you habitat his bright red shag rug when you're homeless. You don't have to twist his arm to stay for one...okay two more drinks. He's hilarious and charming, witty and well-mannered, deeply thought provoking and seriously talented. From a 70 minute car ride in your trunk to passing out on trains to the Bronx to sharing a U-Haul truck - Shawn, you and I have traveled together both physically and metaphorically. I have few friends that I can always count on and I thank God that he put you in my life. I feel special having you around.

Paul
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anyone who lists 'heart' in their fav music is A-ok in my book!

Grace
Posted
Though I'm crap at staying in touch,
Shawn Hollenhoo rocks the house!!

Stephen Gregory
Posted
Shawn is the funniest man that I
have ever known to come out of
Fredericksburgh, Pennsylvania..:)
And he's easy on the eyes, as well!
love, SGS

Christi
Posted
When I was a little girl living in DC, I had
two very special friends. The two
friends hadn't met each other at the time
of this tale, but they both had one lovely
individual they wanted me to meet.
Guess who they both wanted me to
meet? Dat's right!!! Shawn!!!
Shawn is the nicest, cutest, most
spectacular guy in the whole darn tootin'
world. If I could put him in my pocket, I
would. If he were for sale, I'd pay full
price.
Take heed, my friends. When Chip,
Mitzy and Five get together, there shall
be trouble!!!

Andrea
Posted
There's no one I'd rather watch Olympic
diving with than Shawn... there's also no
one I'd rather share an office with (shh -
don't tell Chan and Daisy ;-)) - Shawn
can ALWAYS make me smile and is
the BEST for sing-a-longs :-) (especially
to Journey - yeah, Steve Perry!) Nothing
but love - mwah!

Lauren
Posted
Shawn is a ray of light. He always makes
me smile and I can always spot him in his
red jacket!

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More About Shawn

Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since:
May 2003
Hometown:
Fredericksburg, PA
Company:
Comedy Central, Lifetime Television
Shawn's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/hollenbach
Schools:
Northern Lebanon Shs, Attended 1990 - 1995, Class of 1995
Other education:
Shenandoah Conservatory, Northern Lebanon High School
College/University:
Shenandoah University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree
Occupation:
Comedian/TV promotion
Affiliations:
The Back Room at Comix, The Kevin Murphy Show at Rififi, Skip and Sparkle
What I enjoy doing:
www.shawnhollenbach.com, www.mintyfreshcomedy.com, finding my half-brother, speaking broken kindergarten German, tater tots, Greatest Hits Albums, yellow, Scrabble, Art Linkletter, i love commercials - even the ones I hate: "Do the Q", "Chaser" and "I'm cleaning the litter box"
Favorite Books:
Freakonomics, Superstud, Put your Family in Corduroy, People's History of the US, Stupid White Men, Memoirs of a Geisha, the Lorax, Naked, Barrel Fever, The Gilda Radner Autobiography, Red Dragon, It
Favorite Movies:
Wizard of Oz, Amelie, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Brain Candy, Shawshank Redemption, Bowling for Columbine, Romy and Michele, Silence of the Lambs, Farris Bueller, Waiting for Guffman, Being John Malkovich, Psycho Beach Party, South Park and Evil Dead 2
Favorite Music:
My heart lies in Corporate Rock...Journey, Styx, The Cars, J. Geils Band, Jackson 5, Fleetwood Mac, Heart, Duran Duran, Stevie Wonder and Bjork
Favorite TV Shows:
Drawn Together, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Surreal Life, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Weather on the 1s
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
About Me:
I'm lots of fun and sometimes I wish we'd live in an ideal world. A world where we can say "Who hired the DJ?" on the subway when someone blasts their personal headsets...and the considerate riders would snicker and then revolt. Sometimes I imagine the subway car as a submarine and I ponder what would happen if we'd crash. Those fat people who always stand at the door would be the reason we'd all die because their horrible reflexes. So now I don't mind bumping into them on the way out and just muddering "murderer" under my breath. I think I need a vacation.

Go to www.shawnhollenbach.com for all things Hollenbach

Also check out www.mintyfreshcomedy.com for all things comedy!
Who I Want to Meet:
Inherently good people who think comedians are sexy, have an vivid imagination and ponder the thought that Jesus may not have been the Messiah, but the world's first great entertainer...his philosophies are a little archaic, but when Jesus did the whole switch-a-roo with the water and wine bit...and exclaimed..."Am I the Messiah or what?" The crowd went NUTS! Jesus had everyone doubled over when he made fish for hundreds and said "Judas, you didn't bring the cocktail sauce? Ya, dumb fuck!" He'd scowl and Jesus would take it home with..."What? Are you going to cry now...why don't you just deny me with a kiss, ya fag!" Oh that Jesus. I loved his standard "My Dad's friends are so crazy..." jokes. My favorite is..."My Dad's friends are so crazy - HOW CRAZY IS HE??? - the only burning bush I've talked to was Mary Magdeline's."