Dick Neifel, Dick Neifel-- what is there, really, to
say about Dick Neifel? If I was a man, he would
have a man crush on me, instead of on my
roommates. As it is, we have to limit our
interactions to conversations about boobs, and
mutual dissing. But it's all borne out of the
tremendous respect/admiration I feel for the
guy. Seriously, Nick's a great guy. A little
spazzy, but great. And he's happy to keep your
couch company, in case it's lonely.
There are four necessary ingredients for
a kick-ass game night: Settlers of Catan
(expansion set optional...baa...), Yellow
Tail Shiraz, french fries (homemade,
McDonalded, whatever), and Nicholas
Deifel.
There are three necessary ingredients
for surviving summer Institute: sidewalk
chalk, happy hour, and Nicholas Deifel.
There are two necessary ingredients for
my illegitimate child: me, and Johnny
Depp. But even though Nick ain't my
babydaddy, I'll still love him forever. Baa.
say about Dick Neifel? If I was a man, he would
have a man crush on me, instead of on my
roommates. As it is, we have to limit our
interactions to conversations about boobs, and
mutual dissing. But it's all borne out of the
tremendous respect/admiration I feel for the
guy. Seriously, Nick's a great guy. A little
spazzy, but great. And he's happy to keep your
couch company, in case it's lonely.
a kick-ass game night: Settlers of Catan
(expansion set optional...baa...), Yellow
Tail Shiraz, french fries (homemade,
McDonalded, whatever), and Nicholas
Deifel.
There are three necessary ingredients
for surviving summer Institute: sidewalk
chalk, happy hour, and Nicholas Deifel.
There are two necessary ingredients for
my illegitimate child: me, and Johnny
Depp. But even though Nick ain't my
babydaddy, I'll still love him forever. Baa.