Stacey Clement

Brain Surgeon/Astronaut

Traveling anywhere and everywhere, (currently Thailand) acting silly, swimming, waterskiing, reading in a dark basement with no lights on while trying to eat powdered donuts in my days-of-the-week underwear.

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Memoirs of a Geisha, On The Road, Into Thin Air, Everyone Poops.

The Jerk, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show (anything by Christopher Guest) Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, Office Space, Trainspotting, Goonies, Zoolander.

Face to Face, Lagwagon, Millencolin, Ryan Adams, Deathcab for Cutie, Damien Rice, Led Zeppelin, Tenacious D, Ben Harper, and the sounds of the lambs crying while I try to sleep.

The Daily Show, Reno 911, Ali G, Chapelle's Show, Strangers with Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, The Bachelor (yeah I said it)

Um, seriously, I'm awesome. You can ask anyone and they'll probably tell you that this is true. But don't ask me because it'll just be a conflict of interest. I live for things that are awesome and thoroughly detest the things that are not. I can find humor in almost anything, and do. I love anything outlandishly and ridiculously stupid. I love making people laugh in uncomfortable situations (and comfortable ones...as long as you're laughing). I was put on this earth to dance techno and hip-hop, but God never
got the message and I can't dance. I would love to have an
afro, and maybe someday I will. I am a few different people wrapped in one small package, but they all get along, so I tend to be a happy gal. My friends call me stacey...stace only if we're really close, and you have to ask permission first. I could just as easily lay in a park and read all day, go on a road trip at the drop of a hat,
or rage like a prom queen about to lose her virginity. (The last being something I know nothing about, as I was never prom queen...but now that I'm in my 20s, I like to pretend). I like the words schaudenfroid, lugubrious, and people that know what they mean.

Jack Black, Christopher Guest, David and Amy Sedaris, and in keeping with family tradition, Navin R. Johnson, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn. Oh, and anyone with an accent (so I can sit and emulate you while engaging you in stimulating conversation...actually, my friends won't let me spend quality time with anyone who has an accent, because I will, in the course of a few hours, become a native of your country, full accent and all). Also, anyone who knows the difference between their, they're and there, and can properly utilize them in a sentence. C'mon people. I love people who love to travel, or at least sit around and talk about traveling, and people who will tell me they'll take trips with me to exotic places...even if you'll never
go. Lie to me, baby. Just lie.