Dan Turney

Monkey Boy for Sonitrol aka ACC

reading books about partical physics, viewing the world with ironic detachment, cunnilingus, consuming mass quantities of beer, your mom, your daughter, comomusic.com, worshiping Bill Hicks as my personal saviour, pretending I understand Eastern Religion

Cryptonomicon, Dune series, Lord of the Rings, A People's History of the United States, anything written by or about Richard Feynman, anything written by or about Noam Chomsky, A Beautiful Mind, Tao Te Ching, The Toa of Physics

Contact, Sneakers, Pi, Fight Club, Yojimbo and other Kurosawa films, Real Genius, O Brother Where Art Thou and other Coen brothers films, Donnie Darko, movies where the fight choreographer is Wo Ping

Flaming Lips, Super Furry Animals, Kate Bush, Meatloaf (only Bat Out of Hell), early Brian Eno, Ramones, Social Distortion, (no those aren't ska CD's in my case).

Monster Garage, Junkyard Wars, and shows like them. Adult Swim, Simpsons, Mr. Show, Monty Python. Nip/Tuck is interesting. Various crappy cult shows like Xena, Highlander, Buffy, Farscape, etc.

NOTE ABOUT PICTURE: That's me circa 1999. Yes that is my
real hair. I only stuck it up like that 3 times, so this is
a rare photo. The full text of the shirt is "Fuck 'em if
they can't take a joke." That's so PUNK! (or Subgenius).

Why is there no section for stand up comedians? I like
Bill Hicks, Dave Cross, and Eddie Izzard. I still say i'm
pretty laid back and easy to get along with. I'm an INTP
if your into Myers-Briggs personality typing. I'm too
clean for the girls who like 'em dirty, and too dirty for
the girls that like 'em clean. I have a boring job
where i read and surf the net all day. I am a huge dork
who likes reading about physics, robotics, and lately
sundials. Among my friends, I know the least about music,
which means i still know about five times as much as the
average person because all my friends are music dorks. In
my spare time I write physics jokes on T-shirts that nobody
will get unless i explain it to them. And i have a
tendency to not capitalize "I" and to begin sentences
with a conjunction.

People who don't use a music colection as a substitute for
personality. Women who are into any field of science or
math. I think i have the same response when a woman says
she's a physics major that a woman has when a guy say's
he's in a band, but then again, i'm a dork. Of course
women in bands are pretty hot. Everybody looks sexier on
stage with a mic, or a guitar . . . or a tuba (What!?). I
like shy people who have a lot of self confidence (like
me). If you think there is a contradiction in that last
sentence, then you're confusing self confidence with
bravado. Ahhh, who am i kidding. I just want lips, hips,
and tits.