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"It all started when my dad knocked my mom up about 24 years ago.
After that and a couple of operations to seperate me from..."
More about Zach
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Occupation:
Robo-doser, nitrous huffer, and porno fluffer.
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Hobbies and Interests:
rocking out, talking about things i don't know with conviction, throwing my hands in the air, eating vegetables, talking about how much i hate tv
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Favorite Books:
Mad Libs
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Favorite Music:
rock n' roll, punk, hardcore, hip-hop, Miami booty bass
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Favorite TV Shows:
pretty much none.
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About Me:
It all started when my dad knocked my mom up about 24 years ago.
After that and a couple of operations to seperate me from my siamese
twin sister, things have gone real well for me. Right now i collect vintage
low riders featured in hip hop videos. Once i get my 7 DUI's taken off my
record, i hope to be able to drive again. Last year i had a dream that i
was hooking up with a famous Playmate, and we were about to do it. In
the morning i woke up and realized I had eaten my pillow. It was awful
because it lodged in my upper chest, so all of my friends thought i got
breast implants. At first i was insecure about them, but now I can wear
tight shirts with confidence!
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Who I Want to Meet:
AIM: xyoda2x
my web page: www.zachslow.com
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Zach didn't have no scenester
shmelby, he was a long hair hippy
and don't let him ever tell you
otherwise. And the breast
implants...he always had those.
swallowed his pillow...i was in a bar,
trying to sell monkeys. i picked him
out of the crowd because of his
unusually large, perfectly shaped
breasts. i knew i could sell a primate
to this young man with low self esteem
(w/the bitch tits and all). eventually,
i dropped a box of velamints in front
of him so i could check out his arse
whilst he bent over to pick it up.
anyways, he ended up buying a monkey
because as he stated, and i quote: "i
want to know what it feels like to get
titty-humped."
this sucka is
SMOKIN!!!!
quite literally, actually...
just take a look at his photo....
if i were to play
mrs. robinson
for the day,
zachuriah would
be the first mofo i'd call...
and sweet as a peach too...
everything was going well, then ZACH
walks by... and I just couldnt give my
date my full attention anymore.
**shakes fist**
six years no one would believe me... but it's
the truth. even if he has my raver stats all
wrong. <3