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"I'm livin' in Aspen, CO, one of the most beautiful places on the planet and playing George W. Bush in a dinner theater show..."
More about Adam
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Schools (Other):
EPHS, SMU
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Occupation:
Actor/ Singer/ Political Sattirist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Watching basketball and other sports, working out, watching six feet with my Whitters, going for hikes in the mountains, and lots and lots of ping pong.
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Favorite Books:
Tom Robbin's "still life with woodpecker" right now.
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Favorite Movies:
Eternal Sunshine!!!!!The station Agent, Whale Rider and Lost in Translation, Sideways, MIllion Dollar Baby, Huge Lord of Rings fan, City of God (breathtaking) Old Faves: Shawshank, Shine, Philedelphia, all of the levy-guest mocumentaries, what about bob, the three amigos, planes trains.
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Coldplay, Indigo Girls, Jack Johnson, Lemon Jelly, Martin Sexton, Polyphonic Spree, Suzanne Vega, Jeff Buckley, Chet Baker, Bob Shneider, Rachmaninov, The white stripes, Rufus Wainwright, The Shins, Deb Talan
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Favorite TV Shows:
SIX FEET UNDER. If you've never seen it you are sadly deprived of brilliance. The Soprano's of course, And the brilliant Ali G show. Watch it.
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About Me:
I'm livin' in Aspen, CO, one of the most beautiful places on the planet and playing George W. Bush in a dinner theater show where I wear shaggy white chaps and a small white cowboy hat while singing "Dubya Rides Again." I'm 26 and still working out what direction it's all heading towards. I was in New York for 3 years on and off and I finally, 9 months ago grabbed my stuff and said,"thats it for me." I'm working now to create my own inspiration and I've plotted a takeover of the Los Angeles comedy scene hoping to work with the Groundlings when I get there and be around my two very best friends in the world, Bretter and Scooter. In the mean time I've met an amazing woman who has reinvented love for me. We are that couple that makes you angry and jealous that you haven't found someone as wonderful. We are having many glorius adventures and I wake up each day blessed to be where I am with her, this fabulous place and where my life is going.
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Who I Want to Meet:
As far as love goes: I've met her. Sorry LADIES!!!
But I'd love to meet fellow artists, comedians and ping pong players in the Aspen area. Bring it on!
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If I was trapped on a desert island with five people, I would have Adam on that island because laughter and talking about sports are important to me.
As I think about it, Adam can come on my island but I would like to have a cage or something just in case I want privacy and Adam is bothering me...Umm, is that a bad thing to say?
Adam is a wonderful friend.
man, then last November the wait was
over. I walked into rehearsal for The
Crystal Palace and there he was. I did
not know it at that moment, I thought
that tingle in my tummy was just a
crush, but Adam would soon become
the greatest love of my life. It did not
take me long, I fell hard and fast. While
some people fall in love while enjoying
romantic dinners and movies, we
swooned while reading our favorite
poetry, talking, laughing, watching
football and basketball, seeing great
films, and pondering the future. The
future is something I have to look forward
to, because I know it will be one
amazing adventure with Adam, but more
importantly each moment with him is a
treasure. He has taught me how to live
from one moment to the next and
cherish the beauty and the undividuality
of each one of those moments. That is a
true gift for this worry wort!
I LOVE YOU ADAM!
.....SOAPY?!.....
middle of nowhere, drive your car off
into a ditch that happens to be a mud
trap, and are going to have a possesed
cat follow you around under a full moon
until you find a 73 year old woman with
a tow truck, I highly recommend doing it
with Adam because he's a pro at stuff
like that.
top of the chart with a bullet. you can't fake
this level of hustpah. i've seen this man lift a
car 4 feet off the ground. and not a small car
like a mini or a miata. no my friends, a
buick. off the ground. 4 feet. with his cock.
is probably his greatest quality (if
we don't include anything that
involves the word "talent, which he
seems to collect like so many nickels
and dimes), will unequivocally
pronounce him to be their "best
friend"...without fucking hesitation!
And we're talking here about those who
have known him for years, like myself,
but also the chick who just served him
an Atkins-friendly hamburger, with
Diet Coke and lemon five minutes ago.
She'll look him in the face after
a "Hello, and thanks for leaving off
the bun and wonder why men can't be
more like this. I can't figure it out,
and it's kind of disgusting, right?
Wrong!! It's amazing, and I'll tell
you why:
Bartey makes you feel funny (when
you're clearly not), smart (not a
chance), attractive (please),
ambitious (while sitting on the couch
in your underwear collecting potato
chip crumbs for later) and, most
importantly, special (even though he's
just made fifty other people's day
with the same sincere attention). He's
that guy who you've known all your
life, the kind that god-fearing
heterosexuals will unabashedly
reconsider same-sex marriage for...
(different?).
Anyway, my point is this -- I see this
guy having to make the rounds in his
Boca Raton retirement community to the
rest of us schmucks who'll inevitably
be sitting alone in our kitchen
thinking, "When's my best friend
stopping by with the good prune juice?
I've got the runs."