Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners

Aug 2003

Scarsdale, NY

http://profiles.friendster.com/1836107

deli clerk

people watching, hardcore music, punk music, sleeping, going to the movies, prank calling people, watching stand-up comedy, picking up random people who need a ride, making fun of stuff, goofing off at work, babysitting toddlers at church

the Bible, Fat White Vampire Blues, Nicholas Nickleby, the Count of Monte Cristo, anything by Charles Bukowski, The Chosen, The Promise, The Lord of the Rings

Dreamcatcher, Some Like it Hot, Lord of the Rings, Forrest Gump, Tommy Boy, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, The Patriot, Braveheart, Donnie Darko, Signs, About Schmidt, Moonlight Mile

Blindside, Snapcase, The Transplants, The Used, The Beatles, ELVIS PRESLEY!!!, Warren Zevon, Tom Petty, James Taylor, Elton John

Frasier, the Simpsons, any stand-up comedy, South Park, Six Feet Under, Scrubs, Where are they Now?, Family Guy

I'm 5'10" with brown hair and green eyes. I drive a
Chrysler Cirrus that doesn't exist. I love love love God.
I'm a Yankee but I live in NC. I like hardcore music. I
like to take random pictures of people for some reason...
I like to say hi to people on the side of the road when
I'm driving. I like to watch clouds go by. I like to fly
in airplanes. I can speak German. I'm kind of fat. I HATE
Forrest(not Gump, another one). Bad drivers piss me off.
Danielle and I have the worst road rage ever. Seriously.
It seems everyone wants to be my friend or get into my
pants but no one wants to date me. It's all good. I love
makeup. I like to make photo collages and put them on my
walls. I once got groped by a random drunk lady at I
*heart* NY Pizza, and then she told me that hers were fake
(my aren't). I'm usually goofy but my mood fluctuates all
the time. I've been banned for life from Wal-Mart, but I
plan on changing my name and going back, just to see what
happens. I hate going to work but I really need the job.
And no one ever remembers my name...

Saddam Hussein(so I can KILL him), Jesus Christ,
Michaelangelo, Stephen King, ELVIS!!!, a young priest and
an old priest, that handicapped guy in the red van that
cut me off...that guy who said he didn't need a ride(Dani
knows what I'm talking about), those guys in the silver
Camaro that I high-fived out the window...the Pope...or
anyone who
isn't a jerk. IM me-
Lordschild02