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Schools (Other):
greenwood community high school
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College/University:
Indiana University - Bloomington, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism
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Occupation:
putting the damage on
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Hobbies and Interests:
skirts, heels, curry, my ibook, handwritten letters, npr, wi-fi, netflix, caffeine, the whiskey, slumbering, nyc
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Favorite Books:
to kill a mockingbird, skinny legs and all, fast food nation, one flew over the cuckoo's nest
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Favorite Movies:
almost famous, metropolis, chinatown, the royal tenenbaums, lost in translation
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Favorite Music:
tori amos, radiohead, beck, death cab for cutie, bjork, the lovemakers, ladytron, grandaddy, chicago, pavement, velvet underground, the album leaf, flaming lips, t-rex, the shins
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Favorite TV Shows:
boy meets world
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
flat and static
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Who I Want to Meet:
round and dynamic
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white. Then she fell when we picked
her up to go to the Burnt Bean. Then
we toured other high schools and ate
flaming cheese after school. Then we
got sweated on by John Popper who
sometimes vomits in his harmonica,
standing next to a girl who looked
like a brunette Fiona Apple. Then we
saw a sunset and she wore my sleep
mask on her head for two days and ate
pizzza.
Then we had too many forks. (and a
hottub).
Recently, we have saved Canadian
seals.
warrior for real. I'm a Jeepster for
her. She makes we want to get it on and
Bang a Gong. She rood like T. Rex, no
problem.
a harley with a 9,000,000cc engine and
steps on kitty-cats for fun. she is a
badass. she is my badass. mess with me,
you mess with her, and she will never
let you get away with that. word.
really hung out with kellie. in around
3 hours she called be a fuck, an
asshole, a snob, and a drunk. she also
told me she thought i was gay....can't
wait till next time
admittedly being a hermit. It makes
me feel better about those 5-and-a-
half-day spurts when you are nowhere
to be found. Can you please rearrange
your work/play schedule around the
days we've previously discussed..?
Word.
one.
clothing, will slowly all belong to me.
noise and she's seen me quiet and
introverted, but it's always wonderful to see
her. absolutely gorgeous.
problem. When she talks to me, I always
come away from the conversation feeling
demeaned, denigrated, completely
unwitty and with a huge boner. I mean,
massive, like harder than the time I
got my donger stuck in that goddamn Dr.
Throb electronic penis pump when that
huge vein just stuck out for like four
hours after I got unstuck; yeah bigger
than that time even. But anyway I'm
supposed to hoist Kellie higher on the
pedestal than she already is. I mean
she practically does it herself,
because she has wings like an angel of
pure awesomeness and wit and
intelligence. Like why I always feel
totally horrible about myself and
totally horny after an interaction with
this chick is that when ever I say
something I think is damn awesome and
great, she stares at me wide-eyed with
a half-smile for three seconds longer
than one would if what I said were
received as something damn awesome and
great, letting me know imediately that
I am utterly retarded, like way more
retarded than I could ever conceive of
myself being and still maintain any
kind of ego at all. This is also the
point when I realize that this woman
here knows way more than I ever could,
even though I understand post-
modernity. On my magic island where I
gather all the people I would love to
just rock out with and party all the
time would come to live with me and
drink amaretto sours, she is in the top
three or four, I must say. But then
when she would come to see my magic
island, she would stare at me as her
mouth curved into a half-smile, at
which point I would start nodding my
head, piss myself, and shoot a huge
load all at the same time. After seeing
me in this state, Kellie A would get
back on the unicorn and ride across the
rainbow bridge back to the real world
leaving me to weep at my incomplete
party island.