Ursula Rodriguez

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      • Dominique
      • Posted
      • Beautiful, Russian princess, in a hot,
        Peruvian girl's body...Watch out for
        this girl! Ursula will overthrow you
        in music nerdery, she will pull up her
        skirt, reach in her garter belt, and
        de-arm herself of her E. San Jo
        switchblade, to spar with you (in
        Spanish and in Russian) over people's
        rights and history. After that debate
        is over and you think you are going to
        move to the next level with this sassy
        bitch, she will cut your heart out and
        feed it back to you with some of the
        best Peruvian cooking you will have
        ever had in your entire life. Man,
        weren't you just 16 and I 21? Man,
        where did the fucking time go?


      • Claudia
      • Posted
      • well, you kind of have to like the kid
        after sharing a room with matching
        bedspreads for 18 years. Ursula is
        the cool one...
      • John
      • Posted
      • Ursula is, "Thee Sexie". But she can't
        drive her car without getting stuck in
        the mud. Maybe they don't have mud in
        Peru. They also don't have Ursula, we
        do now...Thank Gawd! What a great gal!
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • You can tell Ameoba is getting just to the
        right temperature by Ursula's built in pop up
        chest thermometers. Wish I was the bird in
        that oven... Once, she leaned against me
        and snapped my magic marker. Hey, she
        says, is that ink in your pants or did
        somebody just lop yer pecker off... That silly
        Ursula!
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • She's my peruvian princess!!!
      • Eddie
      • Posted
      • Ursula is one mean cook...no really, I
        once said to her that what she was
        cooking smelled good and she hit me on
        the head with a wooden spoon, just like
        that. She also speaks Spanish kinda
        funny.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • She is the only person that I have
        ever know to throw a party and invite
        the entire city!
      • Naomi or Tina
      • Posted
      • I like Ursula's Peruvian tits!
      • karen
      • Posted
      • ursual is my peruvian princess. we
        used to steal shit from our boss at
        the coffee factory. once she almost
        got married to one of my roommates.
        i've known ursula longer than all y'all
        so step off!
      • Brandy
      • Posted
      • A real saucy peruvian goddess, with
        style supreme. I must say I miss our
        ever so dramatic boy chats and stressed
        days on campus. She's really got it all
        together and making it her own. Top 10
        on the super cool list for shizzle.

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