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"i like to drink earl grey tea."
More about Malaika
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Occupation:
hahaha
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Hobbies and Interests:
drinkin & smokin, video games, nerdy stuff, japan, veganism, death, dumpsterdiving, dreams, and all kinds of stuff
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Favorite Books:
lord of the rings, the hobbit, musashi, i havent read the silmarillion yet but im sure its badass except for the shit tolkiens son wrote because im sure thats crap, and other stuff i cant think of right now
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Favorite Movies:
office space, i like horror movies
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Favorite Music:
this bike is a pipebomb, against me!, rudimentary peni, dystopia, johnny cash, melt banana, the cure, bread and water, and lots of other stuff
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Favorite TV Shows:
cowboy bebop, kids in the hall, mr.bean, trigun
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About Me:
i like to drink earl grey tea.
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Who I Want to Meet:
your mom.
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i love this girl..shes a total hottie
with wicked dreds..cheers
eats meat and pigs feet and she doesn't
even drink. why you gotta front girl?
watch out guys, this girl listens to
porn grind. she needs a flik of herself
too. xoxo
been infected.. i would like to say.
THIS HAS GONE TO FAR. i know you
started the simplex thinking it was
just a friendly playful little joke and
everyone owuld get some laughs out of
it. well its not that funny anymore
people are dying and i cant talk... i
think slowly but surely more and and
more people will begin to take thier
lives because they are so afraid to
catch this disease...
in thiland it has taken over 2.12456789
lives. WHOOT WHOOT
WAY TO START A REVOLUTION MALAIKA!
its been half a year lets get away from
this disaster.. (by the way i am giving
you a mischevious(SP????) look)
didn't but we should have been, because
she is sooo great!
The end.
Love, Cesca
this morning and i was like whoa i am
weair a security shirt and then i go to
put pants on and i am like whoa i have
wounds all over my legs and hands... so
i yelled "who tried to eat me...??"and
then ok so i am like thats cool i need
a cd out of my car and then i am like
whoa- there is hay all over the seats
and squash and pumpkins in my back
seat..... so thats a typical night with
my lady... i think i had a dream last
night that the malaika simplex was
actually a person trying to take over
the world... it was real man it was
real...
must've been in our early thirties,
Malaika and i were spending our second
honeymoon touring khmer temples.
Anyway, as we were in our treehouse
palace in the heart of the cambodian
jungle, making sweet sweet womanlove,
the secret police burst in and arrested
malaika for seditious activities
performed in a cambodian bar 20 years
earlier. whoops!
anyway, i called up some of our yakuza
friends who flew in from tokyo and
kicked some secretpolice ass to rescue
Malaika and transport her via nuclear
submarine to a secret hangar below a
______ in kyoto..... where they held
her for ransom in retribution for an
attempted liberation of ALL the inmates
of the tokyo zoo when she was 23.
but i'll get to that story later.
prison together. she sucks!
michael bolton 4 lyf!
best person in the world to have
drunken internet conversations with
laaaaaaate at night. Drink it up your
young
her pool therefore she is awesome.