bill

eureka high (i flunked out), cr (i quit early), hsu (screw school)

welder/bong designer and builder/beer taster

british house of gords, the i cant think of anything funny foundation

friendster, napster, joster, sister, myplace, parkplace, southpark, beer

websters dictionary, my diary (secret), chemistry for environmental engineering and science (not), unix for dummies, fortran 90 for engineers and scientits, the fake book on my shelf that looks like a real book, but really ikeep my weed in there

attack of the killer tomatoes, attack of the killer tomatoes part 2, dogfight

weary boys, the 3 heads, white noise

American Idol (yeah right, you believed that cause you like it, what are you, gay?), entertainment tonight (brad loves angelina, oh my god)

im tall, buff, 5' 3", 250#. i like to build things with toothpaste and sugarcubes (snacks). i really love anything on the internet where strangers share information and really cool or funny pictures, or anything where you rate how hot someone is. i'm hot by the way. im really old too. i have a huge ass. my ass has a huge ass (donkey). i like camels. i really want to own a camel. want to buy me a camel?

i really want to meet a 9 foot tall, 1500 lb camel. and really witty and inteligent internet strangers, i love you guys. someone to give me a million dollars. someone to give me five dollars, etc. hot chicks, so that my wife will think im having an online affair (what the hellis that?). people of color (all my friends are white, how boring is that). the pope