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      • NEIL
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      • Sylvia is great from the start.
        There's the pulp song,
        there's the bell jar.


        beware as she lies about her last name
        though.

        maybe only if you're a pollster. if that's a
        word.

        i like sylvia,
        infact,
        i like sylvia alot.
      • Nate
      • Posted
      • one time, sylvia and I were walking
        through a dank and mysterious
        wooded area, or "forest", if you will.
        anyway, we were strolling along at a
        pretty medium pace - like, we weren't
        really going fast, I'd say, but we
        weren't, like, in slow-motion or
        something. so, we were walking at a
        medium pace through the woods,
        and we came upon this big-ass lake.
        it was super blue, like, flourescent-
        looking blue, as if it were made from
        weird blue toxic waste that would kill
        stuff if they drank it. so we found this
        lake, and, after much consideration,
        we decided that the most effective
        course of action would be to clean up
        said lake, so that it were not crazy,
        freaky, creepy blue. so, after three
        days of meetings with local officials,
        city councilmen, industrial waste
        experts, sanitary workers, taking
        surveys from students at a nearby
        elementary school, and also taking
        surveys from the school's
        neighboring power plant workers, we
        gathered up all the equiptment we
      • Daniele
      • Posted
      • this girl makes a mean super veggie
        spread thingamabob. chickpeas, son.
        one day we will find out what mr
        citron has NOT smoked (and then get
        him to smoke it right before class).
      • Byron
      • Posted
      • Sylvia brought us a Budweiser poster
        to decorate our barren room with.
        Also, she posed in my shopping cart.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Sylvia, better known as the SN half of SNEM
        and the co-founder of Slidevesant high
        school, is the heppest cat there is. She has
        always supported me in times of need, like an
        underwire bra to my bountiful, bountiful
        bosom. Thank you, Snylvia! When I see glow-
        in-the dark crucifix earrings I shall forever
        think of thee.
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